Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago#12,089
I knew of a kid named Bernie Farnham. something was wrong with him. we didn't know if he was retarded or what, but he was a freak and he smelled like shit all the time. he really loved the stuff. his parents were middle class but were just shitty white trash. urban legend was that his mom got in a fight at a nascar race when he was a fetus and she got cunt punted by a biker. -so they say.
when we would go out for recess he would usually jump the fence when nobody was looking and break into people's yards so he could stuff dog shit inside his briefs. there were two out of three houses just beyond the fence, both of which had 3 to 5 large dogs and thus a lot of dog shit. he said it "made his pp stand up". we couldn't stand it, and all the counseling in the world couldn't help his useless parents and thier corprophiliac zoophile son. and yes, aparrently he also did things to dogs too.
one day we pulled him off the fence and beat the shit out of him until he literally cried blood. he never did it again and we never, ever got caught.
he is a college graduate now, and lives in a large apartment down in atlanta. sometimes I wonder where he would be now if we hadn't taught him a lesson.