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Fie upon their facile assurances! Their claims are as flimsy as a gossamer veil, wafting away on the zephyrs of their own hubris. Do they truly expect me to swallow this bilge-water whole? To believe that the noxious byproducts of nuclear fission – those dreadfully detested isotopes and their ilk – pose no peril whatsoever? if it is indeed so safe why not then harness its putative innocuousness for the betterment of humanity? Ah, but nay! For in that very notion lies the germ of a most singularly absurd suggestion – one which I shall now proceed to make, with an air of facetious disdain.
Let us, if thou wilt permit us to create @$$P*uGs out of this benign nuclear waste. Oh, how the very idea must gall thee! How it must chafe against the tender sensibilities of those who would have us believe in its harmlessness!
And what, pray tell, would be the technical specifications of such a product? Ah, yes... I see it now: Nuclear Waste N-Buttplugs (NWNB) with built-in, calibrated, and precision-crafted Radioactive Flux Regulators (RFRs). These RFRs would ensure that the NWNBs are imbued with an optimal level of ionizing radiation, thereby guaranteeing a most... ahem... "enlightening" experience for those who might utilize them. the packaging can be sleek, modern designs emblazoned with reassuring logos featuring the motto "Nuclear Waste N-Buttplugs – Safely Securing Your Anus Since 1955!" Ah, yes... nothing says "reassurance" quite like a cheerful cartoon character waving at you from the side of a radioactive condom.
Now, I daresay, thou dost see the patent absurdity of this notion? The sheer chutzpah of those who would have us believe that nuclear waste is "safe"? Ah, but nay! For in the grand tradition of bureaucratic doublespeak and semantic sleight-of-hand, such claims are nothing short of a grotesque farce. So let us not be swayed by these empty assurances. Let us instead create NWNBs out of this supposedly "safe" nuclear waste! For in that very act lies the seeds of our own subjugation to the whims of the powers that be – a potent reminder that, when it comes to matters of public policy and corporate interests, truth is but a fleeting illusion.