Topic: Got my flu shot today, fora

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,703

I'm protected now! COVID booster coming soon!

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,321,015

Well done, you've accepted the microchip.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,016

@previous (B)
I specifically requested it.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,017

@previous (A)
Excellent! When the mind control ray shines down on the world, you'll be one of the collaborators put in charge of the prisoners.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,019

@previous (B)
But I wear a tinfoil hat!

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,020

@previous (A)

That won't stop the rays, don't be ridiculous.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,021

If it didn't work the first time why will it work now?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,022

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
They work.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,023

Bovril will also help boost your immune system.

~Live, Laugh, Love.

Alter Boy Horace joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,026

I received an injection of Father Dave's white root serum last night. It really hurt.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,027

@1,321,022 (A)
lol

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,029

@1,321,022 (A)
And that's why you caught COVID and I didn't?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,030

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
First, this is a flu shot. Second, they are not claimed to literally stop all COVID. Like the flu shot, vaccines like this either (1) prevent the disease or (2) if you get it, greatly lesson the symptoms or duration of the disease.

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 1 year ago, 52 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,038

@previous (A)
No wonder it took you forty years to finish school.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,041

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Please show me where I am wrong. Also, are you saying I matriculated as a newborn baby into graduate school? So, you agree that I am a child prodigy.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 31 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,053

@previous (A)

Your mistake is arguing with the trolls and autists of tinychan. It ain't worth it.

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,064

@1,321,038 (Meta !Sober//iZs)
dude, all the vaccines ever are pretty much like that, yet are known to be valuable in the big picture

Meta !Sober//iZs replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,068

@1,321,041 (A)
Okay figure 18 years for K-12, +4 for Bachelors, +2 more for Master's. That's 26 years old. What happened to the other 14 years?

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 57 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,074

Life expectancy vs number of vaccinations for each country, using colour for affluence of each country.

The graph shows a wall on the right hand side, where there's no countries.

The slope of the wall shows the effect of vaccination, for circles of the same colour.

There's about a 5 year difference in life expectancy for wealthy countries, most vaccinated vs least vaccinated.

(Edited 9 minutes later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,081

@previous (G)
imagine living in a country with call of dooty or ethereum as an acromym

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,113

@previous (F)

Those are Cote D'Ivoire and Ethiopia.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,118

@1,321,074 (G)
The life expectancy in Nigeria is <55‽

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,121

@1,321,113 (G)
thank you, captain obvious

@previous (I)
considering all the funny stories i hear about africans, this number seems a bit high

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