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Minichan

Topic: American Christianity is an apostate religion.

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,699

31 ‘When the Son of Man comes in his glory, and all the angels with him, then he will sit on the throne of his glory. 32 All the nations will be gathered before him, and he will separate people one from another as a shepherd separates the sheep from the goats, 33 and he will put the sheep at his right hand and the goats at the left. 34 'Then the king will say to those at his right hand, “Come, you that are blessed by my Father, inherit the kingdom prepared for you from the foundation of the world; 35 for I was hungry and you gave me food, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you welcomed me, 36 I was naked and you gave me clothing, I was sick and you took care of me, I was in prison and you visited me.” 37 Then the righteous will answer him, “Lord, when was it that we saw you hungry and gave you food, or thirsty and gave you something to drink? 38 And when was it that we saw you a stranger and welcomed you, or naked and gave you clothing? 39 And when was it that we saw you sick or in prison and visited you?” 40 And the king will answer them, “Truly I tell you, just as you did it to one of the least of these who are members of my family,[g] you did it to me.” 41 Then he will say to those at his left hand, “You that are accursed, depart from me into the eternal fire prepared for the devil and his angels; 42 for I was hungry and you gave me no food, I was thirsty and you gave me nothing to drink, 43 I was a stranger and you did not welcome me, naked and you did not give me clothing, sick and in prison and you did not visit me.” 44 Then they also will answer, “Lord, when was it that we saw you hungry or thirsty or a stranger or naked or sick or in prison, and did not take care of you?” 45 Then he will answer them, “Truly I tell you, just as you did not do it to one of the least of these, you did not do it to me.” 46 And these will go away into eternal punishment, but the righteous into eternal life.’
Matthew 25:31-46

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later[^] [v] #1,320,942

The Religion is pure

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 49 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,944

A Jew on a stick 😂😂😂

I can't believe you faggots take this gay retard shit seriously.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,945

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)
Christians say Jesus turned Water into Wine and fed the masses with fish that came out of thin air.
The same Jesus that was unable to get off of that stick.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,952

@previous (B)

He wasn't "unable".

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,953

@1,320,945 (B)

> The same Jesus that was unable to get off of that stick.

"Not my will, but Yours be done"

'Inability' has nothing to do with it.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 2 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,954

@1,320,952 (D)

> He wasn't "unable".

Matt. 27:46 About the ninth hour Jesus cried out with a loud voice, saying, “Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?” that is,
“My God, My God, why have You forsaken Me?”

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,955

@previous (B)
And God's ultimate reply was...?

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,957

@1,320,954 (B)

In accordance with prophecy.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,960

And Syntax fell silent.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,962

@1,320,955 (E)
@1,320,957 (D)
Again
John 2:1-11 "Jesus Changes Water Into Wine"
John 6:1-14 "Jesus takes two small fish and feeds over 5,000 people with leftovers to spare!"

So, this same Jesus becomes Impotent and cannot get off of a rotten hunk of wood.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,963

@previous (B)
You have a retard's understanding of scripture.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,966

@previous (E)
John 6:1-14 "Jesus takes two small fish and feeds over 5,000 people with leftovers to spare!"

That nonsense is word for word - How about this.
Genesis 1 In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2 Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters.

This is the very same Earth that has Earth Quakes and Volcanoes - Horrid weather issues that kills, Gods created people.

And So God created mankind in his own image,
in the image of God he created them;
male and female he created them.

28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number;
This is the very same God that made Incest the only means of

I clearly understand what the scripture says.

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Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,967

@1,320,954 (B)
He was reciting a Psalm. Go look it up, Syntax.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,969

@previous (F)
John 6:1-14
Starts with "Some time after this, Jesus crossed to the far shore of the Sea of Galilee"
It goes on and on and on and EVEN Says "Jesus Walks on the Water" they saw Jesus approaching the boat, walking on the water; and they were frightened. 20 But he said to them, “It is I; don’t be afraid.

Water into Wine - Feeds 5000 with two Fish and has leftovers and Walks on Water.
No mention is made of Reciting a Psalm!!!!!!!!!!!

So, the Romans slap Jesus on a Hunk of Wood and with all the powers Jesus had he is unable to get off of that Stick.

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,970

@1,320,962 (B)

If He wanted to, He could have got off.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 29 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,981

@previous (D)
Apparently you have problems reading scripture.
He wanted off as anyone who can read can clearly see.
Matt. 27:46 About the ninth hour Jesus cried out with a loud voice, saying, “Eli, Eli, lama sabachthani?” that is,
“My God, My God, why have You forsaken Me?”

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,994

Christianity is a religion perfectly designed for the livestock.

It makes them docile and dumb so that the rulers can use them easier.

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,996

@1,320,981 (B)
It's from the Book of Psalms. It's Jesus quoting Scripture.

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!tr.t4dJfuU replied with this 1 year ago, 31 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,998

@previous (H)
Proof?

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,006

@previous (!tr.t4dJfuU)
Google it, Einstein

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Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 38 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,010

@1,320,981 (B)

That was from psalm 22:1, which prophesied the crucifixion.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,012

@1,321,006 (F)
Found the kook.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,036

have any of you niggas ever seen the part of the simpsons where bart is writing lines on a chalkboard?

thats most of what the bible is, its saying "DO NOT BE A FAGGOT" over and over and over and over again, in every single conceivable manner in which the people at the time would be able to recognize.

all you niggers making this complicated or trying to argue against the "DO NOT BE A FAGGOT" message or attacking the credibility of the message will all go to the left when the time comes.

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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,042

@previous (J)
You actually believe this shit?

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Anonymous J replied with this 1 year ago, 40 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,044

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
stop being a faggot

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,048

@previous (J)
No

Anonymous J replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,051

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
you bring difficulties onto yourself then, for what is sin but wasted effort, or a diversion from what is optimal?

BE NOT A FAGGOT

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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,054

@previous (J)
Sin isn't real. Stop believing in fairytales you christfag

Anonymous J replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,056

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
okay boomer

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,059

@previous (J)
What a weird response

Anonymous J replied with this 1 year ago, 45 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,063

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
okay boomer

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,090

@1,321,054 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

Why did you abandon the last topic when you started shit about Christ?

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,092

@1,321,054 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
Let a woman learn in silence with all submission. And I do not permit a woman to teach or to have authority over a man, but to be in silence.

Anonymous J replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,093

@previous (L)
that thing isnt a woman

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,099

@1,321,092 (L)
1 Timothy is part of the deutero-Pauline pseudepigrapha. It probably wasn't authored by Paul. And it runs so contrary to Paul's other teachings – the same reason scholars (ones interested in actual exegesis, not apologetics) think 1st Corinthians 14:34-36 (of a similar theme) is an interpolation. Otherwise Paul was quite forgetful when he seemingly totally forgot to tell Junia, Priscilla, Lydia, and Phoebe to shut the fuck up.

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Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,103

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Don't be dumb, Jesus wrote the Bible 😉

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,105

@1,321,054 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> Sin isn't real.
Even if this is true, can you not see how it was vital for the progress of humanity that the majority believed in it? It was what prevented most from committing the most terrible crimes, like rape and murder.

> Stop believing in fairytales you christfag
Stop sneering at the belief system and culture that resulted in the very civilization from which you benefit today.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,107

@1,321,054 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Stop believing in fairytales you christfag

"Once upon a time there was a group of people with penises and testicles who called themselves women..."

You are least qualified to mock others for believing in absurdities.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,125

@1,321,010 (D)

> That was from psalm 22:1, which prophesied the crucifixion.

That has NOTHING to do with Jesus on a Stick.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,139

@1,321,105 (M)
No

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,183

@1,321,099 (tteh !MemesToDNA)

> 1 Timothy is part of the deutero-Pauline pseudepigrapha. It probably wasn't authored by Paul. And it runs so contrary to Paul's other teachings – the same reason scholars (ones interested in actual exegesis, not apologetics) think 1st Corinthians 14:34-36 (of a similar theme) is an interpolation. Otherwise Paul was quite forgetful when he seemingly totally forgot to tell Junia, Priscilla, Lydia, and Phoebe to shut the fuck up.

I think he was just really old and someone else wrote it for him

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,184

@1,321,125 (B)

Actually, it foretold it with amazing accuracy.

Anonymous J replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,222

@previous (D)
not really. psalms is little more a collection of folk sayings from the blackpilled masses. if anything, jesus said something that was similar to this one thing out of a collection if hundreds when he drunk from the cup of FAGGOTRY, because he got to experience the same thing that inspired it.
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