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Topic: The best way to wake up is HR telling you that you can chill

Anonymous A started this discussion 8 months ago #120,676

Oh my gosh, I love my job. Can't believe I almost became a butcher.

Thomas the butcher joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 19 minutes later[^] [v] #1,320,658

What's wrong with being a butcher?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,659

@previous (Thomas the butcher)

I guess it's more the slaughter house that is the problem, no perks at all, especially not surprised day offs.

Meatcutter Merrick joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 43 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,660

Wow.

HR joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,661

You’re fired for loving your job

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,663

@1,320,660 (Meatcutter Merrick)

They already learned you to butcher a pig, you owe them nothing merrick, you can just chop wood instead bro

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 8 months ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,664

@1,320,661 (HR)

GOOD LUCK FINDING SOMEONE WHO TRADES DAYS LIKE A CUNT DOES WITH STOCK ON WALLSTREET >:,(

Lost Redditor !wTDv80iUi6 joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,665

down with the patriarchy! seize the means of production! pronoun badges for all! meat is murder!

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 11 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,724

If HR gives you trouble, when you slaughter a pig, at the exact moment of death, look at the Head of HR right in the eyes without blinking.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 8 months ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,100

@previous (F)
eh. chances are pretty good that HR is basically a pig itself, just skip the warning.