Topic: The best way to wake up is HR telling you that you can chill
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 month ago #120,676
Oh my gosh, I love my job. Can't believe I almost became a butcher.
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Thomas the butcher joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 19 minutes later[^] [v] #1,320,658
What's wrong with being a butcher?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 5 minutes later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,659
@previous (Thomas the butcher)
I guess it's more the slaughter house that is the problem, no perks at all, especially not surprised day offs.
Meatcutter Merrick joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 43 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,660
Wow.
HR joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,661
You’re fired for loving your job
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,663
@1,320,660 (Meatcutter Merrick)
They already learned you to butcher a pig, you owe them nothing merrick, you can just chop wood instead bro
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 month ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,664
@1,320,661 (HR)
GOOD LUCK FINDING SOMEONE WHO TRADES DAYS LIKE A CUNT DOES WITH STOCK ON WALLSTREET >:,(
Lost Redditor !wTDv80iUi6 joined in and replied with this 1 month ago, 3 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,665
down with the patriarchy! seize the means of production! pronoun badges for all! meat is murder!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 4 weeks ago, 11 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,724
If HR gives you trouble, when you slaughter a pig, at the exact moment of death, look at the Head of HR right in the eyes without blinking.
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 3 weeks ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,321,100
@previous (F)
eh. chances are pretty good that HR is basically a pig itself, just skip the warning.
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