Topic: I think it's time I give it up and shave my head

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,597

Me and my hair, we had a good run. But our relationship has been on a slow decline for many years now. Bald/ing men of the fora, please lend me your strength for what I must do.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,320,159

I'm neither bald, nor balding. I have a firm and straight hairline. Women admire it, men envy it.

Nevertheless, I give you my judgement now. Shave your head. Grow a beard.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,161

It's terrifying for the first few weeks, and I almost lost my lunch that first day with the clippers. But wouldn't have it any other way now. Good luck, I think you'll like it better in the end.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,162

@1,320,159 (B)
> Women admire it, men envy it
lmao
And yeah I've already got a beard going

@previous (C)
The initial shock and the period of getting used to it are what I'm dreading the most. How old were you when you shaved it off and how bad had it gotten?

Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 53 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,170

I just shave my head and wear a hat.

Green !!bO/s3MBcD double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,171

Oh my god. I realised I have prescription sunglasses now, I don't need to wear a hat to keep the sun out of my eyes I'm so happy.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 52 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,172

Wear a Mohawk.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 46 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,177

Mines receding but I think I have a good 5 years left of a normal hairstyle.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 53 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,182

@1,320,162 (A)

I'm being bombastic but I'm actually not joking.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 51 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,188

@1,320,162 (A)
39, but should have at 37, it was a stringy mess. Was slicking it back, so not a combover in the classic sense, just looked really bad.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 12 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,222

@1,320,171 (Green !!bO/s3MBcD)
I don't have the skin for that. I have to wear sunblock all year or wear a big hat. You lucky bastard!

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,255

How come bald people didn't take finasteride? Because people who missed the chance want others to miss it too and spread fake info about the drug. People really are like this.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 weeks later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,364

Ugh finally started to do it and my razor immediately shit out on me. It's been acting strange for the last few weeks, not holding a charge, dying at random. I think the battery is shot and like many razors it doesn't run on ac for some reason. Now I have to wear a hat to the store to buy a new razor because I can't find anywhere local selling the battery replacement. :(

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 39 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,368

I haven't had my hair cut since 2018. It's well past the middle of my back, and I'm getting it chopped off this weekend.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,383

The deed is done. So long old friend.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,410

@previous (A)
Godspeed anon. You are now a certified Bald Man(tm). Welcome to the future.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,412

@1,323,383 (A)
That's a lot of hair for a dude who's worried he's got no hair.

RisingThumb !8QC2aOJrlQ joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,422

@previous (L)
That was just his back. Head is next week.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 3 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,323,450

@1,323,410 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Thanks homie. I join a very long line of bald ancestors on this day.

@1,323,412 (L)
Gotta keep it a little long to mask the thinning places

@previous (RisingThumb !8QC2aOJrlQ)
lol

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