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Topic: The worst part of being someones boyfriend is

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 year ago #120,592

You have to do responsible shit in a time of crisis.

So here I am in a hospital in fucking Luton so my girlfriend can see her mother was was admitted last night.

All I want to do is go home and play cyberpunk 2077 but instead I'm making small talk her her sisters husband.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 34 minutes later[^] [v] #1,320,072

You sound whipped. A true alpha would have put her in a cab.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,073

I'd be scoping out some of the nurses or going in and destroying the bathroom with one of your infamous dumps.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,084

Which gf is this?

Free Hugs !PZ7kxr3YJY joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 40 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,085

Gotta do it though, otherwise the hospital beds, weddings and funeral are empty when it's your turn.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,121

You must do the right thing

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 24 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,123

Well hopefully the person and your mutual masturbation sessions are worth it

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Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 59 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,139

@1,320,085 (Free Hugs !PZ7kxr3YJY)

Does it really matter if nobody comes to your funeral?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,191

@previous (H)
I want at least 2 or 3 people to miss me.

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 24 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,195

What happens if both of your girlfriends' mothers are in the hospital at the same time?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,204

@previous (J)
Well o e luves in Zimbabwe so it won't matter.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,208

@1,320,191 (I)

Why?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,320,218

@previous (H)
I fully expect to be forgotten in a generation or two like most people - no need to 'leave a mark' or be great. But if zero people care that I die, I didn't handle one of my personal missons: be community driven. Even if it's just a neighbor or a nephew or something that shows up I'm happy.
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