Topic: Which version of Smurfette do you prefer?
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,495
There are four main versions of Smurfette, that being "Old 2D", "New 2D" "Realism 3D" and "Cartoon 3D". Photos of all will follow, please examine them and then cast your vote.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 20 seconds later[^] [v] #1,319,237
Old 2DAnonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 year ago, 15 seconds later, 35 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,238
New 2DAnonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 year ago, 20 seconds later, 55 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,239
Realism 3DAnonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 1 year ago, 17 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,240
Cartoon 3DAnonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 41 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,241
I want to Smurf her smooth, hot, smurfy Smurf.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,242
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,244
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 16 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,245
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 19 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,410
Bump, please vote.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,816
It's a three way dead heat between the 2D Smurfettes and the Cartoon 3D Smurfettes! But whom will be the ultimate victor?
Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,819
Shut the fuck up Matt
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,824
@previous (Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w)While you're here, please remember vote for your favourite Smurfette.
Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,827
@previous (A)
Go to bed and sleep it off. I'm not voting in an autistic poll.
Also, shut the fuck up Matt
Go to bed and sleep it off. I'm not voting in an autistic poll.
Also, shut the fuck up Matt
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,830
@previous (Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w)I don't need to go to bed, it's early in the morning. You may also verbally state which Smurfette you like the best, if you aren't able to vote in the poll.
Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 1 year ago, 37 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,831
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,840
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,873
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,881
They all look fine except for Realism 3D
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,886
@previous (D)I agree that Realism 3D is the worst one. I'm not sure what they were thinking with this one.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,898
@previous (A)
Probably some 80 year old executive producer told them they need to make it look realistic.
Probably some 80 year old executive producer told them they need to make it look realistic.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,903
@previous (D)I think it fell victim to the same thinking as made the first Sonic, the nightmare one that people trolled into non-existence. The kind of thinking where they get big money for the 3D and decide that people really want to see high fidelity lips, eyelashes, freckles etc. But they lose sight of the fact that it's a cartoon and isn't meant to look realistic.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,904
@previous (A)
> I think it fell victim to the same thinking as made the first Sonic, the nightmare one that people trolled into non-existence. The kind of thinking where they get big money for the 3D and decide that people really want to see high fidelity lips, eyelashes, freckles etc. But they lose sight of the fact that it's a cartoon and isn't meant to look realistic.
Yep, I think some old out of touch person thought the point of computer animation is to make things look as realistic as possible
> I think it fell victim to the same thinking as made the first Sonic, the nightmare one that people trolled into non-existence. The kind of thinking where they get big money for the 3D and decide that people really want to see high fidelity lips, eyelashes, freckles etc. But they lose sight of the fact that it's a cartoon and isn't meant to look realistic.
Yep, I think some old out of touch person thought the point of computer animation is to make things look as realistic as possible
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 38 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,911
boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,915
people have noted that the tendency of cartoon characters to have softer and rounder features over time is like the speculated sexual selection in people that has led to the same general trend in adult humans. may account for populations today with less body and face hair. they have a word for it, neoteny
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,917
boof replied with this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,921
