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Topic: You have 5 seconds to explain why you're not about to tuck into a full English

Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 year ago #120,465

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,318,901

Because I'd prefer to avoid obesity, diabetes, and heart disease.

Anonymous B double-posted this 1 year ago, 26 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,902

Wait, where's the fucking black pudding (the only good part)?

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 25 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,910

No wonder you shit so much you get it all over everything, including yourself.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,912

@previous (C)
lol

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,913

Uh... W-well, I... Um, uh...

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,914

Again, where the fuck is the black pudding?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,917

@1,318,910 (C)
Going for it right now.

Ama me anything

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 51 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,918

Also, the best time to use the loo is when you see this with the paper. It means it's recently been cleaned.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,920

@1,318,917 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
WHERE WSA THE BLACK PUDDING?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 24 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,922

@previous (B)
I don't like black pudding.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 34 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,924

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Ugh. And you call yourself English. The black pudding is literally the only good part.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,926

Ffs I got shit on the cuff of my white shirt.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,928

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
hahaha how?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,929

@previous (B)
Just stretching around to wipe my arse.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,930

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
What shall you do about it?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 53 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,931

@previous (B)
Nothing. Shit happens.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,933

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
Going to work with a shit sleeve?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,938

@previous (B)
Already at werk. Early start today

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 38 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,939

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
But is there still shit on your sleeve?

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 29 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,941

@previous (B)
Only a little

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,943

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
lol

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,947

You get that this doesn't look good to normal people right

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,948

I'm still in bed mate

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,951

@1,318,901 (B)
eat less carbs, not less meat

Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 32 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,953

@1,318,947 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Normal people? This is normal.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,954

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

From the point of view of an abnormal Dutchman, normal people aren't normal. His frame of reference to what "normal" means is his abnormality.

Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,960

@1,318,933 (B)
Shut the fuck up Matt

Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,962

Suck a dog dick Catherine

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,999

English food is shit

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,001

@previous (I)
Beans for breakfast makes no sense. However beans are great for lowering Cholesterol and English chow is very high. Great for making doctors wealthy.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,319,052

@1,318,999 (I)
much like your opinions
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