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Topic: FAO: Svet re: your new bathroom

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,449

Get one of those super Japanese toilets with built in bidet, heat, shit analysis, etc. but make it extra powerful, like with a jet engine turbine underneath that can suck a fucking bowling ball down at 100 kph.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,318,777

What's the point of spending all that money on super-toilet (pronounced as one word) when he takes all his shits at work?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,778

@previous (B)
Well, with the super-toilet (pronounced as one word), he will have the luxury now of shitting at home! His body will re-adjust because of the delightful experience.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,779

I do like the sound of that. Modern toilets are designed for wimps. I need a bog thst can suck down a turd build by spicy Indian food, oats, beer and cocaine and has been brewed for 4 days.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,780

@1,318,778 (A)
> (pronounced as one word
50 yrs old and unemployable.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,794

@1,318,779 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Have you heard of those spaceman toilets that is like a giant cup on a hose that you hold to your arse and it sucks it all away?
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