Topic: 14th November. Mark the date
Erik !saAqdaazn2 started this discussion 1 year ago #120,448
It's when they start werk on my new bathroom. Can't wait.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later[^] [v] #1,318,764
Why a 2 and half month wait?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,766
Demand all workers get a DNA test first and only allow 100% white workers. After all you do not want non white DNA touching your room.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,768
Have it completely made into a glorious shitting palace.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,771
Erik !saAqdaazn2 (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 28 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,772
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,805
I doth extend my most sincere felicitations upon the auspicious occasion of thy forthcoming bathroom renovation extravaganza! Methinks 'tis a capital idea to undertake this ambitious project, especially since thou hast deigned to share with me the particulars thereof. 🤤Verily, I am thrilled to learn that thou shalt initiate the work on November 14th, and I daresay, the tiles thou hast chosen shall be a veritable tour-de-force of majesty! The very notion of thy "glorious" tiles hath set mine heart aflame with excitement! Pray tell, good friend, what manner of tile pattern dost thou envision? Shall it be an intricate mosaic, a bold geometric design, or perchance a subtle yet sophisticated herringbone configuration?
Furthermore, I must confess my profound curiosity regarding the materials and craftsmanship that shall go into this endeavour. Will thou employ the services of a reputable contractor (one who is duly certified in BS OHSAS 18001:2007, no less!), or perhaps opt for a bespoke solution from a skilled artisan? 🤔 And what of the plumbing fixtures - will they be installed with utmost precision and care to ensure optimal performance (i.e., compliant with Part L of Building Regulations)?
In sooth, your truly is reminded of the vibrant bathroom re-modelling scene that doth flourish in the big smoke. 'Tis a veritable hotbed of innovation and creativity, where the boundaries of design and functionality are pushed to their very limits! Will thy project be an exemplar of this trend, a true game-changer in the world of bathroom renovation?
Lastly, I must request that thou dost grant me permission to peruse (with great relish, I assure thee!) some photographs of thy completed bathroom when it doth finally come to fruition. Methinks 'twill be a veritable feast for mine eyes, a testament to thy excellent taste and discerning sensibilities.
Until then, may Fortune (she/her) smile upon thee and thy project, guiding the trowel with precision and ensuring that every tile is laid with care!