Topic: FAO: SVET: the fora has had a meeting about you
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,424 We have decided that we would like you to amass as many girlfriends at once as you possibly can, until it all comes tumbling down like a house of cards. We are taking bets on the total number. Thanks!
B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,390 Do you know something about a relationship coming crashing down, OP?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,393 @previous (B)
No. Do you?
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,394 @previous (A)
Yes. I knew someone once who married a Chinese grifter who then dumped his fat ass.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,395 @previous (B)
Oh? Well, that never happened to me. Did it happen to you?
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,397 @previous (A)
> Oh?
Yes, it was tragic. After that his mobile cuisine emporium fell apart while she rubbed his face in it by climbing the corporate ladder at Dunkin Donuts.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,398 @previous (B)
Sorry to hear. Good thing that has never happened to me.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,400 @previous (A)
> Sorry to hear.
Indeed. Now he's a broke and drunken mess.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,401 @previous (B)
Sorry. Glad it's not me.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,409 @previous (A)
He's also 50 years old, has a mohawk, sunken in eyes, and paints his nails. He's really creepy.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,411 @previous (C)
I met someone like that once. I was with a group of friends at a convention and some pasty fatass yelled "HI GUYS!" at us.
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,416 @previous (B)
I was there too! Wasn't he the guy dressed up in a cheap leather jacket, cheap boots, and smelled of cheap wine?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,437 Whoever that guy is, you all sure seem obsessed with him.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,438 @previous (A)
> Whoever that guy is, you all sure seem obsessed with him.
its you
Father Dave !QQGhFnKGPY replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,447 @1,318,437 (A)
No one is obsessed with you Matthew.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,450 @previous (Father Dave !QQGhFnKGPY)
This entire thread notwithstanding, fake Tokyo Dave?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,318,573 @previous (A)
Let's Discuss POLTERGEISTS!
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