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Topic: topic I stole from reddit: If you woke up with $1 million in the bank tomorrow, what would be your

boof started this discussion 1 year ago #120,418

what would be your first purchase?

So I'm thinking, what would be immediately easy to buy that I might not otherwise. So maybe some kind of special food. Not sure what though off the top of my head. Or just a lot of take-it-out food. Oh wait -- I think I'd get some booze.

I wouldn't quickly buy anything super expensive though because I would not want to deplete to big a chunk, but instead put the money into stuff that pays like an income.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,318,256

I would immediately talk to a financial advisor before I spent a single penny.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,261

Two hookers

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,263

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
lol half a million each? Better be fucking hot

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 36 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,264

A sandwich AND a cookie.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,287

If you got that $1 million from reddit, I'm pressing X for doubt. The C-suite already squeezed that botfarm, there is no money left. But if you need updoots or kids spelling out 'nigger' in the comments they might still have that. Good thing they shut down the scary conservative subs to keep the advertisers safe!

Anonymous E double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,288

@1,318,256 (B)
Nerd!

Good advice though.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 22 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,289

I would put it in my savings account, which delivers 1.4% interest. This would give me 14k a year, or 1,166 a month. This will comfortably cover my bills and my job income would be freely available to be spent on stupid idiot hobbies.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,296

@previous (F)
www.westernalliancebancorporation.com/personal-banking/high-yield-savings-account
5.31%

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,297

@1,318,289 (F)
Wrong. You open 4 HYSAs so you maximally benefit from FDIC insurance if your bank fails.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,298

@previous (H)
I use a combo of Savings and Mutual Funds.
You can find Mutuals with a history of NEVER losing money and with returns of 20 to almost 40%
The ones with NO management fees and no opening fees. Best ones are those where you pay $$ only based on how well the fund continues to do. Fees only on new returns, are the very VERY BEST.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,300

@previous (G)
Sure, but if you're only working with $1M USD of capital and are trying to ride out the economy purely with savings accounts, like Anon F's plan, it would be wise to split it up to maximize FDIC insurance benefits

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,306

@previous (H)
FDIC per account coverage is $1,250,000
So there would be no need to split the accounts with other banks.
Also keep in mind this was waved when Silicon Valley Bank collapsed a few years ago - All multi million dollar accounts were totally covered by FDIC.

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,307

@previous (G)
Up to $1,250,000 guaranteed coverage per account. You can only reach that if the account has 5 beneficiaries. An account with 1 person is only guaranteed $250,000 of FDIC coverage.

(Edited 2 minutes later.)

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,311

@previous (H)
I have beneficiaries named that are orgs I support.
One would be crazy to put the full $1 million in a savings account when there are so many super quality Mutuals.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 27 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,316

@1,318,296 (G)

Sounds sus

@1,318,297 (H)

What are letter mean

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,318

@previous (F)
FDIC: Federal Deposit Insurance Corporation
US Gov
So in theory only $250,000 is covered if the bank fails. However mega million accounts were covered when Silicon Bank failed.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,319

@previous (G)

> only $250,000 is covered if the bank fails

Way too spooky, I'd better put it inside my mattress

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,320

@1,318,256 (B)

> I would immediately talk to a financial advisor before I spent a single penny.

this, i would pay off any outstanding debts and then i'd get ahold of a financial advisor and see what I could do to generate passive income

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,361

just pizzas. a big one and id enjoy it. why rush

@previous (I)
YAWN!

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Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 19 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,318,364

@1,318,320 (I)
My business is not pyramid shaped!
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