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Topic: Driving While Under The Influence Of Intoxicants

Anonymous A started this discussion 9 months ago #120,385

I'm on my third DWUIOI.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,317,816

The joke I guess is where they take away your license (like driving without one is illegal so you totally won't now). But seriously though, get it together!

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 9 months ago, 42 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,317,820

@previous (B)
Is everything a joke to you?

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 9 months ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,317,821

Aw shucks, fellas. They took away my license to pilot a roadworthy vessel along public thoroughfares. What a kick in the teeth.

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 9 months ago, 7 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,317,822

Don't wind up like me. I've been ordered by the courts to give community restitution by counseling other imbibers of intoxicants. I serve as a warning of the dangers of committing the highly dangerous crime of DWUIOIQIA+*

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 9 months ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,317,841

Oh snap! You're teaching the class now. I guess you are a pro at this.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 week ago, 8 months later, 8 months after the original post[^] [v] #1,366,821

@1,317,822 (A)
Are you drunk right now?
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