Topic: Why can't anything ever be simple
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,296
I'm going to take the trash out, walk the dog and buy food in one sweep. It starts raining even though google said it wouldn't rain (can't trust their info) and somebody put a pizza box in the trash so I had to beat up the trash for it to fit the unnecessarily small trash hole. Then I forget to buy things and the dog decided to shit with the biggest audience and puke on a crosswalk at a red light.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,316,828
Google isn't the magic weather seer: it can only predict the probability of rain, which sometimes happens anyway. Weather prediction is much more accurate today than it has been in the past.
If the trash hole is small, then you should know that you ought to take out the trash more often so that it can fit into the trash hole without you having to struggle.
If you forget to buy things, it is because you failed to plan appropriately for the shop. Write a list, and buy things on the list.
Dogs are animals, and animals excrete and vomit. That is a simple fact of dog ownership. Your being embarrassed by the dog having a shit "with an audience" is your own hangup.
It's all your own hangup. Your problems with the rain isn't googles fault. Your problems with the trash isn't the boxes fault. Your problems with the store aren't the stores fault and your problem with walking the dog isn't the dogs fault. All of it is your fault.
Tl;Dr You don't plan things correctly so the execution is failed, and also you have a victim complex.
If the trash hole is small, then you should know that you ought to take out the trash more often so that it can fit into the trash hole without you having to struggle.
If you forget to buy things, it is because you failed to plan appropriately for the shop. Write a list, and buy things on the list.
Dogs are animals, and animals excrete and vomit. That is a simple fact of dog ownership. Your being embarrassed by the dog having a shit "with an audience" is your own hangup.
It's all your own hangup. Your problems with the rain isn't googles fault. Your problems with the trash isn't the boxes fault. Your problems with the store aren't the stores fault and your problem with walking the dog isn't the dogs fault. All of it is your fault.
Tl;Dr You don't plan things correctly so the execution is failed, and also you have a victim complex.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,830
@previous (B)
1. it wasn't even my trash
2. Because of the rain I had to rush for the dogs sake and had to go to a different store with different products
3. It's not even my dog
Tldr you don't know what you are even talking about which makes the rambling somewhat impressive considering it's all bullshit.
1. it wasn't even my trash
2. Because of the rain I had to rush for the dogs sake and had to go to a different store with different products
3. It's not even my dog
Tldr you don't know what you are even talking about which makes the rambling somewhat impressive considering it's all bullshit.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,831
mercurys retrograde duh
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,833
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,834
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,855
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 36 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,870
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,872
@previous (B)
I'm not blaming anyone for you not knowing what you are talking about. But it's definitely not my fault and I will not be victimized by your accusations of having caused your condition.
I'm not blaming anyone for you not knowing what you are talking about. But it's definitely not my fault and I will not be victimized by your accusations of having caused your condition.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,873
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,874
@1,316,872 (A)
Anon B doesn't need to know what color fur your family dog has or who opened which food wrapper in the trash can to know that you're on about some bullshit
Anon B doesn't need to know what color fur your family dog has or who opened which food wrapper in the trash can to know that you're on about some bullshit
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,875
@1,316,873 (B)
@previous (D)
Oh well since we don't need to know what we're talking about to make points anymore, you sound like a fag and your shit is all retarded.
@previous (D)
Oh well since we don't need to know what we're talking about to make points anymore, you sound like a fag and your shit is all retarded.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,879
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,880
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,883
@1,316,879 (F)
I feel like this is something you end up saying to a lot of people, that just happen to get themselves upset around you.
I feel like this is something you end up saying to a lot of people, that just happen to get themselves upset around you.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,887
@1,316,875 (A)
All I know is what information you have provided. If you are now saying that it is insufficient information, that's your own fault too. But I don't see that there could be any additional context that would change my opinion.
All I know is what information you have provided. If you are now saying that it is insufficient information, that's your own fault too. But I don't see that there could be any additional context that would change my opinion.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,888
@previous (B)
everything is my fault isn't it? It's so obvious, you have been projecting all along, using whatever there's on minichan as a outlet for your projections.
everything is my fault isn't it? It's so obvious, you have been projecting all along, using whatever there's on minichan as a outlet for your projections.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,889
@previous (A)
I think a lot of your problems could be solved by a little self-reflection and a bit more diligence.
I think a lot of your problems could be solved by a little self-reflection and a bit more diligence.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,890
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,891
Anonymous B double-posted this 1 year ago, 22 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,892
There's probably others too. You seem like a whiner.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,893
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 24 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,894
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 8 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,895
Move. Out. Of. Your. Mother's. Apartment.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,896
@1,316,894 (B)
lol I just wanted to share what I thought was a funny disaster of a trip, you came tumbling down into the thread, drooling about victim complex or something, sick with a bad case of projection.
@previous (D)
And have my mom evicted?
lol I just wanted to share what I thought was a funny disaster of a trip, you came tumbling down into the thread, drooling about victim complex or something, sick with a bad case of projection.
@previous (D)
And have my mom evicted?
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Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,897
@previous (A)
Your mom wouldn't be evicted simply because you move out of her apartment. I'm sure she would love to downsize to a 1 bedroom unit, you're the reason she can't.
Your mom wouldn't be evicted simply because you move out of her apartment. I'm sure she would love to downsize to a 1 bedroom unit, you're the reason she can't.
Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,899
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,900
@previous (G)
Because @OP hates being asked to throw away other people's pizza boxes and walk other people's dogs
Because @OP hates being asked to throw away other people's pizza boxes and walk other people's dogs
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,901
@1,316,897 (D)
Except you yet don't know what you are talking about, mom was having money problems I was looking for a new job, so I found a job in a more favorable city. Now I'm in this weird situation of wanting to move out but worrying about my mom. I pay half the rent in case you can't understand.
I hope I have enlightened you but I doubt it very much.
Except you yet don't know what you are talking about, mom was having money problems I was looking for a new job, so I found a job in a more favorable city. Now I'm in this weird situation of wanting to move out but worrying about my mom. I pay half the rent in case you can't understand.
I hope I have enlightened you but I doubt it very much.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 40 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,902
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,903
@1,316,901 (A)
Is there some reason your mom would be incapable of moving to another apartment? You aren't helping your mom by wasting your life driving several hours per day to arrive at your equal opportunity place of employment when you could both just move out and find cheaper accommodations, and in your case, closer to work
Is there some reason your mom would be incapable of moving to another apartment? You aren't helping your mom by wasting your life driving several hours per day to arrive at your equal opportunity place of employment when you could both just move out and find cheaper accommodations, and in your case, closer to work
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Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,904
@1,316,896 (A)
You wanted to complain about things and for each of those things you've blamed everyone except yourself, even though you're obviously the cause.
You wanted to complain about things and for each of those things you've blamed everyone except yourself, even though you're obviously the cause.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,907
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,908
@1,316,904 (B)
I think you are reading way much into me saying you can't trust google weather info. I mean that's the only thing that is remotely related to what you said I did .
I think you are reading way much into me saying you can't trust google weather info. I mean that's the only thing that is remotely related to what you said I did .
Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 1 year ago, 29 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,909
Shut the fuck up Catherine
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 57 seconds later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,910
@1,316,907 (A)
Youre focusing on the least important aspect of what I said. Why not move out? You and your mother are paying a premium price to have an extra bedroom you don't use in an apartment complex that neither of you can afford. Maybe your new digs will have a bigger trash hole.
Youre focusing on the least important aspect of what I said. Why not move out? You and your mother are paying a premium price to have an extra bedroom you don't use in an apartment complex that neither of you can afford. Maybe your new digs will have a bigger trash hole.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,911
@previous (D)
It's not least important to me, I love using my bike in the woods, I recommend you try it. Been wondering how much better the expensive bikes are.
I focus on that because I don't think you'll be helpful and you seem desperate to argue, honestly.
It's not least important to me, I love using my bike in the woods, I recommend you try it. Been wondering how much better the expensive bikes are.
I focus on that because I don't think you'll be helpful and you seem desperate to argue, honestly.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,912
@previous (A)
Good luck affording a new bike when you're subsidizing your mother's alcohol addiction and the spare bedroom she keeps just the way her favorite child likes it for when he comes to visit.
Good luck affording a new bike when you're subsidizing your mother's alcohol addiction and the spare bedroom she keeps just the way her favorite child likes it for when he comes to visit.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,915
@previous (D)
I suppose that was supposed to hurt but you're just trying too hard and it makes you look pathetic.
I suppose that was supposed to hurt but you're just trying too hard and it makes you look pathetic.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 35 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,916
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,917
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,919
@previous (A)
So you admit you were upset an hour ago when you posted:
@1,316,888 (A)
> everything is my fault isn't it? It's so obvious, you have been projecting all along, using whatever there's on minichan as a outlet for your projections.
So you admit you were upset an hour ago when you posted:
@1,316,888 (A)
> everything is my fault isn't it? It's so obvious, you have been projecting all along, using whatever there's on minichan as a outlet for your projections.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,921
@1,316,908 (A)
I think you blame Google for you not being prepared for rain, you blame the pizza box and the size of the hole for you struggling with trash, you blame the store for you forgetting to buy stuff and you blame the dog for being embarrassed about the dog.
I think you blame Google for you not being prepared for rain, you blame the pizza box and the size of the hole for you struggling with trash, you blame the store for you forgetting to buy stuff and you blame the dog for being embarrassed about the dog.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,924
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,925
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,928
Frankie !ZqavIChWfs replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,955
Life is complicated.
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,317,002
@OP
These are your biggest problems in life? You're very lucky.
These are your biggest problems in life? You're very lucky.