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Topic: I remember my premature birth

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,288

I was like fucking hell man! This is way too soon! Dad was like well you fucked it up son, don't know how you did but you did. Then they had to put me in a box and stuff, fucking hell.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,316,752

Should have left you in the box and buried your ass.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,753

By Vagina or doctors knife?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,759

@1,316,752 (B)

lol I knew there would be a comment like that.


@previous (C)

Vagin

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,760

@previous (A)
Probably the only one you will experience.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,763

@previous (C)

Eww, you consider yourself having experienced your mothers cunt? Mommy issues dude.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,766

@previous (A)

> Eww, you consider yourself having experienced your mothers cunt? Mommy issues dude.

Consider the unique case of Jesus Christs birth. Mary was still a Virgin with a Hymen. Jesus had to punch his way through it and therefore deflowered his own Mother.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,767

@previous (C)

So you actually do have mommy issues?

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,769

@previous (A)
Why do you conclude that?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,770

@previous (C)

I was asking. Definitely starting to think so though

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 30 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,777

@previous (A)
You're free to have your opinion.
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