Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago#120,280
Please chronicle here when you experience a Dangerfart®.
Today I experienced a rare triple dangerfart. Each one was more squelchy than the last. I made a quick exit to the Situation Room before unleashing the fourth and lo and behold, it was indeed a secret poop. It is very fortunate that I did not attempt to fart it.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,316,755
I have just experienced yet another Dangerfart. I think the true difference between a Dangerfart and a normal fart is the Origin Of Gas Factor (OOGF). With a Dangerfart, the gas feels like it is gurgling from deep within. A regular fart sits at the edge of your box, like a delicate fairy.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,317,001
I can feel one gurgling inside me, like the wyrm of old. In the meantime, let me take you back to time immemorial (2018). I took a Dangerfart, only to lose the gamble. Indeed, my pants were ruined! Not only that, I was in public!
I promptly disposed of them by taking them off in a public bathroom and leaving them on top of the toilet, for a cleaner to find and remove.