Topic: I'm going to suck the cock of workplace safety
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago#120,273
I'm going to always think that right around the corner there's a nasty bitch with the biggest strap-on ready to sadistically workplace injury my ass. The only way I can stop this is by befriending work place safety, because that lady with the giant strap-on is scared of him.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,316,632
Sounds like a prison rules situation. Start bringing in starbucks for your new friend and remind him that he can call, any time, and you've added his number to your phone so you'll know it's him.