Topic: Collective farming is the way to go!
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,208 B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,934 The greenhouse projects at the 9 minute mark are pretty sweet actually!
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,014 Growing food does not require any human labour in 2024. Farmers are volunteer cosplayers.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,056 @previous (C)
Those are just the hipster youtube gardens. Half the time I think it's people trespassing and stealing Edna's crook-necked squash for views.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,156 Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,189 @previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Why do your toilets suck the shits out the front of the bowl?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,190 dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,217 Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,221 @1,316,189 (F)
You're sitting on the can backwards
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,333 @previous (G)
You're supposed to AC slater it
Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,335 @1,316,217 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Your toilets pull logs from the back of the bowl to the drain in the front, passing dangerously close to the balls in the process.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,352 @previous (F)
Damn, how big of a shit iceberg are you guys flushing?
@1,316,333 (H)
What's happening here, Screech? Nobody wants me around anymore.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,374 @1,316,335 (F)
Why are you talking about my toilets
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,376 @previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Because they're weird. Your turd lands on this dry ledge. Why???
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,380 @previous (A)
there is no suction. why cant i have privacy
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,381 @previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I mean, that is my point. You drop a log on that dry ledge and it just sits there. What the fuck do you do with it then?
Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,384 @previous (A)
You alert the Nightsoil Man to come and collect it.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,385 @previous (H)
Yeah, but you gotta pay the troll toll, to get into the boy's hole.
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,424 @1,316,381 (A)
I flush my toilet
dw !p9hU6ckyqw double-posted this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,426 @1,316,381 (A)
What's your toilet like
Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,438 @1,316,424 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
What if you poop a sticky turdlog and the small amount of water running along the ledge doesn't dislodge it?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,440 @1,316,426 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
The hole is in the back, and the water level does not leave dry ledges.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,445 @1,316,381 (A)
Use your mom's spatula from the kitchen
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,477 @1,316,438 (H)
Then I would see a doctor
dw !p9hU6ckyqw double-posted this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,478 @1,316,440 (A)
Sorry you can barely form sentences
Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,316,480 @1,316,477 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I have sloppy poopforms at times that leave long tar-like streaks on the back of the pan. I shudder to think what would happen in a Dutch toilet.
↕