Topic: She's a member of the world's oldest profession
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,201
Stonemason
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,315,897
prove it bitch
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,928
Stonemasons couldn't exist without carpenters. Carpenters are the oldest, and holiest, of all the professions.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,937
@previous (C)
Carpenters couldn't exist without woodcutters. Woodcutters are truly the oldest profession, worthy of respect.
Carpenters couldn't exist without woodcutters. Woodcutters are truly the oldest profession, worthy of respect.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,943
@previous (D)
Woodcutters couldn't exist without tree planters. Tree planters are truly the oldest profession, worthy of respect.
Woodcutters couldn't exist without tree planters. Tree planters are truly the oldest profession, worthy of respect.
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 5 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,944
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,957
@previous (C)
Please, explain to all the forum how a carpenter can carpent without a woodcutter to cut his wood.
Please, explain to all the forum how a carpenter can carpent without a woodcutter to cut his wood.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,958
Midwifery
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Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,965
@previous (D)
Traditionally, that's how it's done.
Industrialization commodified lumber as a distinct product and diminished the artisanal touch.
Traditionally, that's how it's done.
Industrialization commodified lumber as a distinct product and diminished the artisanal touch.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,967
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Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,971
@previous (D)
Lumber is a modern invention, carpenters worked with wood long before the exploitation of the forest and the conformity of wood products.
Lumber is a modern invention, carpenters worked with wood long before the exploitation of the forest and the conformity of wood products.
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Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,974
@previous (D)
Not in remotely the same way.
A carpenter sourcing flooring from an old growth tree would cut out rectangles but it was use-specific.
Most curved wood, like the hulls of watercraft were carved directly from the natural structure of the trunk to preserve strength and flexibility.
Not in remotely the same way.
A carpenter sourcing flooring from an old growth tree would cut out rectangles but it was use-specific.
Most curved wood, like the hulls of watercraft were carved directly from the natural structure of the trunk to preserve strength and flexibility.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,980
@previous (C)
The woodcutter would cut the wood. But the carpenter would carpent it into its final form.
The woodcutter would cut the wood. But the carpenter would carpent it into its final form.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,982
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,000
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I think perhaps Anonymous C is trolling for lulz. Unless he truly thinks that people don't need to deliver babies and/or carpenters directly carve furniture from living trees like sculptures.
I think perhaps Anonymous C is trolling for lulz. Unless he truly thinks that people don't need to deliver babies and/or carpenters directly carve furniture from living trees like sculptures.
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@1,316,004 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Stonemasonry depends on carpenters to fashion wood to buttress the stones, and to provide scaffolding, whilst the stones are being carved and placed.
Stonemasonry depends on carpenters to fashion wood to buttress the stones, and to provide scaffolding, whilst the stones are being carved and placed.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,245
This thread proves everyone here is autistic.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,248
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 52 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,265
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
true lol. I make a silly joke about the idiom "world's oldest profession" and use an ancient one, stonemasonry, as a comedic foil. Minichanners then engage in a debate not only on which profession is the oldest, but whether carpenters build things out of living trees lol. wtf
true lol. I make a silly joke about the idiom "world's oldest profession" and use an ancient one, stonemasonry, as a comedic foil. Minichanners then engage in a debate not only on which profession is the oldest, but whether carpenters build things out of living trees lol. wtf
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 45 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,275
PROVE IT BITCH
PROVE IT BITCH
PROVE IT BITCH
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Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,332
@previous (A)
Now of course the woodcutter himself depends upon the blacksmith, or perhaps the knapper.
Now of course the woodcutter himself depends upon the blacksmith, or perhaps the knapper.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,361
You're all wrong. The oldest profession was hairstylist. They were paid in freshly picked lice
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