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Topic: Willy Wonky keeps the Oompa Loompas as slaves

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,132

Oompa Loompa, doopity daves,
Willy Wonky keeps us as slaves!
Oompa Loompa doopity dees,
Won't you please call the authorities?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,315,245

Oompa Loompa, doompety-doo,
I've got a little story for you.
Oompa Loompa, doompety-deed,
A lesson in posting that you'd better heed.

What do you get when you type without thought?
Posts full of nonsense that no one has sought.
Spreading confusion and starting a fight,
Why don’t you learn to just do it right?

(Make a better forum thread)

Oompa Loompa, doompety-dar,
If you post better, you will go far,
But if you don't then we will see,
You'll get no respect from the community!

Oompa Loompa, doompety-doo,
Use your words wisely, that is our due.
Oompa Loompa, doompety-deed,
Quality topics are better to read!

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,247

@previous (B)

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,250

like, the next flim needs to use oompas that are like, nice chicks

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 25 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,315,254

@1,315,247 (A)

Oompah Loompa, doompety-doo
I have a frightening question for you
Oompah Loompa, doompety-dow
What will you do when you're older than now?

What will you do when you need to eat, Matt?
When you can't move around cause you're overly fat?
Who will help you when you soon lose your dad?
Will it be the kids you NE-VER HAD?

(Your friends will all abandon you!)

Oompah Loompa, doompety-date
Please heed this warning before it's too late
Oompah Loompa, doompety-dee,
Get off the net and start a new family!
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