Topic: I don't wash my hands after peeing in public bathroom/toilet
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,128 It's gross to touch ANYTHING in there. Nasty and filthy. It's much cleaner to just not wash your hands. As for shitting, well, I would NEVER do that in a public toilet, you disgusting pigs.
B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,234 You touch the door though
boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,235 @previous (B)
I open it with my hip. If there's a handle that has to be turned, I put my shirt over my hand.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,236 @previous (boof )
So your shirt is covered in shit particles?
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,238 @OP @1,315,235 (boof )
Why’d you switch names?
boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,240 @previous (C)
Solely and specifically to trigger your autistic obsession. Looks like it worked!
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,242 @1,315,236 (B)
The outside is, I guess. Better than my bare hands.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,243 @previous (A)
How do you know it didn't sleep through the cloth?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,244 @previous (B)
I guess I don't. It's just the best I can do with what I have.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,246 @previous (A)
You also have running water and soap available.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,248 @previous (B)
You have to touch stuff then. It's fucking nasty.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,249 @previous (A)
Yes, but then you wash your hands. And you already touch stuff.
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Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,251 @previous (B)
You wash your hands, then you have to turn off the faucet with your hands. It's fucking nasty. That's why my rule is: touch NOTHING in a public toilet.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,252 @previous (A)
You have a waterproof, germ-proof wrapper covering your hands. My advice to you is instead of not washing your hands (so you have shit particles all over them), you wash your hands and then after you've left the room use hand sanitizer.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,259 @1,315,251 (A)
Use a paper towel to touch things
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,266 @previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> Use a paper towel to touch things
Matt is to stupid to do things simple. When I'm in a public bathroom, I'll wash my hands, get paper towel, dry hands and turn off water with same paper towel. I'll then get another paper towel and use it to open the door, hold door open with foot, toss paper towel in trash, and be on my way.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,267 > not taking off one shoe and using your foot for everything instead of your hands
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,269 Can't you just not go to public bathrooms
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,270 @previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
What if you suddenly get the poopies and don't have time to make it home?
Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,271 Use your elbow to hit the tap then wash your hands. I use my elbow to open the door and shirt to touch the door handle.
@1,315,269 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Stay hydrated bro.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,272 You guys are weird, public toilets are the perfect place for #2. I'd rather Target smelled like shit than my apartment.
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,296 @OP
Matt is filthy in both mind and body.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,300 @1,315,259 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I do that if I have to open the door manually sometimes.
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,301 @1,315,270 (E)
Then I'd rather squat in a bush than go in a nasty, filthy public toilet.
Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,302 Anonymous A (OP) quadruple-posted this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,303 @1,315,269 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
I have to pee a lot, unfortunately.
Anonymous A (OP) quintuple-posted this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,304 @1,315,272 (I)
You and your butt are touching surfaces that are SMEARED WITH STRANGERS' SHIT. That is fucking disgusting.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,307 @1,315,303 (A)
> I have to pee a lot, unfortunately.
50 Yr old Man.
LOL
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,308 @previous (K)
All my life. I have a small bladder, confirmed by MRI.
Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,310 @previous (A)
Complements your small penis.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,311 @previous (K)
11 inches when hard, bitch.
Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,319 @previous (A)
Yea whatever
Shut the fuck up Matt
Anonymous E double-posted this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,321 @1,315,304 (A)
> You and your butt are touching surfaces that are SMEARED WITH STRANGERS' SHIT. That is fucking disgusting.
What's the difference? You like tonguing buttholes. Other people's shit comes out of there.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,322 @previous (E)
It's different when I know the girl, she is beautiful and clean, etc. Everyone licks ass these days. Get over it.
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,323 @1,315,311 (A)
You don't need to double triple and quadruple down all the time
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,327 @1,315,322 (A)
You once claimed to have licked hundreds of buttholes. Did you know everyone of them? Doubt it.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,330 @previous (E)
I "knew" them in that they were not complete strangers.
Kook !v.2GC0aIsw replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,331 @previous (A)
Cool story bruh.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,508 Yo Matt, you claim you don't use public bathrooms... When you told Meta you were going to Texas and wanted to meet him for coffee, where was you planning to take a shit or piss while driving there? Were you going to wear a diaper?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,509 @previous (M)
I can shit at home. I DO pee in public toilets, but I touch nothing.
Anonymous M replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,511 @previous (A)
So what if you suddenly get a blast of diarrhea?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,513 @previous (M)
Then I find bushes and squat
Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,315,521 @previous (A)
Bitch, you're too fat to squat.
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