Minichan

Topic: You ever wake up sleep walking?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #120,041

It's like, omg of course there's not a cat on fire walking around the house 😂

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,314,528

That I remember? Not most of it. Wife just yells at me and I fall back asleep. At least I haven't gotten in the car yet or left the backyard.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,314,557

@previous (B)

It sounds like your wife should tie you up at night, for "safety" ;)

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,314,558

@previous (A)
Ha! Too risky, I forgot the safe word.

Nah, worst I've done was put the milk on top of the fridge so we had to toss that when we found it the next day.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,314,559

I once stole a Boeing 777 and flew it to Japan while sleepwalking!!! And I don't know how to fly!

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,314,564

@previous (D)
Sweet! I wonder if there are any minichanners there that want to meet up?

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,314,566

@previous (C)
I'm in Tokyo. I'd love to take someone out for noodles!

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,314,568

I used to when I was a kid. Once I was even crawling around on the floor

Now I just get terrifying or puzzling sleep hallucinations

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 22 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,314,797

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
based. all i get for sleep hallucinations are watching my future acid trips

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 12 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,314,891

I think it would be embarrassing to be found outdoors sleep masturbating

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,314,917

i dreamt ravens were biting me and i kicked out and hit a bunch of bottles heh
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