Topic: Keer Stourmer: "We will ban kids from buying energy drinks!"
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago#120,020
KS: These sugary drinks are rotting teeth! π
Average Brit: So you will regulate sugar in drinks? π€
KS: No, we will ban drinks with too much caffeine πβοΈ
AB: What does caffeine have to with teeth? π€¨
KS: This will protect wourking class kiddos! π₯΄
AB: So high-caffeine and high-sugar Starbucks deserts will be banned for kids too because they are identical to energy drinks? π
KS: Wrong! Those are exempt. This only applies to energy drinks in aluminum cans π΅π«
AB: π???
Labour is the party of irrationality and stabbing apologists.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,314,355
There is already a sugar tax which makes sugary drinks more expensive, and no working class children go to Starbucks because it's like Β£5 for a coffee
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,314,365
When you take caffeine out of something and then purify it before you put it into another thing, it is bad. When you take caffeine out of something but leave the other stuff that came out with the caffeine before you put into another thing, it is good.
> > It's not effective at all if you can put it in a plastic cup as a loophole. > Well they actually just plan to ban energy drinks with more than 150%
Percent? How do you think caffeine works? > > > And why are they banning sugar free drinks "because dental problems"? > > > > It makes zero sense. > Who are you quoting
> > > It's not effective at all if you can put it in a plastic cup as a loophole. > > Well they actually just plan to ban energy drinks with more than 150% > Percent? How do you think caffeine works?
Fixed > > > And why are they banning sugar free drinks "because dental problems"? > > > > > > It makes zero sense. > > Who are you quoting > > The PM.
Where
> > Fixed. > > They are not banning all drinks with more than 150mg.
That's why I said they are banning energy drinks with more than 150mg
> A sugar-free monster with 160mg is banned, while a Venti frappucino has more than 150mg will still be sellable to children. > > It doesn't apply to those sugary coffee beverages.
So??
> It's not an effective policy if a child can rot their teeth on one energy drink, while another is banned from buying a drink with zero sugar.
Well they soon can't anymore because they are banning energy drinks
> > They are not banning all drinks with more than 150mg. > That's why I said they are banning energy drinks with more than 150mg
π€ Want to reread this and fix it too?
Or are you saying it's better because we don't call frapuccinos "energy drinks", as if the caffeine and sugar are somehow not a problem because of what we call the drink. > > > It doesn't apply to those sugary coffee beverages. > > So??
So what's the point of banning some drinks with more than 150mg and not others?
A kid gets turned town for an overcaffeinated beverage, and so just buys a different beverage with the same or more caffeine.
If the caffeine is causing problems, and he can still buy a different brand with the same issue, the law is ineffective. > > Well they soon can't anymore because they are banning energy drinks
No, a kid can still buy an over-caffeinated beverage with too much sugar. What you call the drink is irrelevant.
You may not consider a frappucino an "energy drink" but it still has the same caffeine and sugar, it's a nominal difference. Your brain and teeth won't know the difference.
The law makes an exception that completely defeats the point of the ban, it will just shift profits from one company to another. >
> Pic related
That's not how you search a webpage. If they phrased it "because of dental problems" that search would have failed because you left out "of". It does cite energy drinks being sugary, so that article makes my point.
Originally I saw a video of him saying he was doing it because of dental problems, but I don't know where that video can be found.
> > > They are not banning all drinks with more than 150mg. > > That's why I said they are banning energy drinks with more than 150mg > π€ Want to reread this and fix it too? > > Or are you saying it's better because we don't call frapuccinos "energy drinks", as if the caffeine and sugar are somehow not a problem because of what we call the drink. > > > > > It doesn't apply to those sugary coffee beverages. > > > > So?? > > So what's the point of banning some drinks with more than 150mg and not others? > > A kid gets turned town for an overcaffeinated beverage, and so just buys a different beverage with the same or more caffeine. > > If the caffeine is causing problems, and he can still buy a different brand with the same issue, the law is ineffective. > > > > Well they soon can't anymore because they are banning energy drinks > > No, a kid can still buy an over-caffeinated beverage with too much sugar. What you call the drink is irrelevant. > > You may not consider a frappucino an "energy drink" but it still has the same caffeine and sugar, it's a nominal difference. Your brain and teeth won't know the difference. > > The law makes an exception that completely defeats the point of the ban, it will just shift profits from one company to another. > > > > > Pic related > > That's not how you search a webpage. If they phrased it "because of dental problems" that search would have failed because you left out "of". It does cite energy drinks being sugary, so that article makes my point. > > Originally I saw a video of him saying he was doing it because of dental problems, but I don't know where that video can be found.
Lol ainβt nobody reading all that shit you autistic faggot
Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,314,401
@1,314,393 (A)
The same caffeine? No it doesn't. I went over this already. It is good and noble for a beverage to made by pouring hot water over a plant product that contains caffeine, but bad and sordid to add pure caffeine to an otherwise uncaffeinated beverage.
> > > > Labour is the party of irrationality and stabbing apologists. > > That doesn't sound accurate
Labour is conflating culture and race as they have for decades.
Protestors want to limit migrants that come from violent and misogynistic cultures and labour is calling that "racism".
Actual racism is the belief in genetic superiority/inferiority, not an opinion of varying cultures. They adamantly refuse to learn the difference and then call the protestors hateful.
You're lucky you don't live in England, advocating for traditional British customs like that will have the police sawing your door down and hauling you away to prison for years on hate crime charges.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 36 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,314,453
@previous (A) > You're lucky you don't live in England
Without a doubt the most true thing you have ever said or will ever say. Fuck the Brits. U-S-A! U-S-A!πΊπΈπΊπΈπΊπΈπ¦ π¦ π¦
> A kid gets turned town for an overcaffeinated beverage, and so just buys a different beverage with the same or more caffeine.
No kid goes to Starbucks because they were refused sale of a Monster in the shop. One because there just aren't that many except town centres and two because a monster is Β£1.65 and a venti faggacino is Β£3.70
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,314,488
@1,314,469 (F)
Even if that were true, Monster sells coffee and tea beverages with the same caffeine content that would be exempt from the rules.
They are refused the sale of the original flavor, put it back and grab an identical java or strawberry tea, and this is exempt.
Artificial caffeine and natural caffeine affect the body the same way. Sugar rots your teeth whether it's packaged in a tea/coffee or artificial flavoring.
It will take 1-2 days after this ban for every kid drinking monsters to realize this. The clerk might just tell them on day 1.
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,314,505
@1,314,393 (A)
Herp derp an energy drink has more than caffeine and sugar, sorry you think kids are being cucked into drinking Starbucks for some weird reason
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,314,634
@previous (F)
Why is it doubtful they will import a product they already make to keep selling to a lucrative customer base?
Even if they didn't, Monster isn't the only company that makes high-caffeine, high-sugar drinks that are exempt from this law. A kid who was already spending the money to get their fix will just switch to a different brand/flavor to keep getting it.
I don't think schoolchildren are a sizeable enough purchase demographic to deal with the bad optics of being seen to abuse a loophole to market to them. I also don't think they're the target market. There are many stores that already refuse sale of energy drinks to the under 16s.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,314,638
@previous (F) > I don't think schoolchildren are a sizeable enough purchase demographic
It has more to do with setting the habits to get lifelong customers. Companies spend so much marketing to kids because they believe they will make the money back when they buy the product daily for decades later in adulthood. Children form habits and addictions easier than adults.
> bad optics of being seen to abuse a loophole to market to them.
They can point out these flavors already existed, and pretend they had plans to import them before the ban.
Besides, Monster doesn't need to do it, there's many canned teas with as much caffeine and sugar already. Yerba Mate is one example.
Anonymous F double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,314,641
I've checked and some internet sites sell teabags with a type of tea called yerba mate which if it's the same thing I don't think there's much danger as kids don't have access to kettles on the way to school
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,314,644
@previous (F)
I don't know what the store near you sells, but there are canned tea and coffee products that have the same caffeine/sugar content as any energy drink.
Even if there were zero products available like that in the UK, it would only take one company to start selling and corner the market.
Once the ban goes into effect you will see the alternatives pop up, someone will fill the gap in the market. The UK is a capitalist country, and those kids have the money to pay. It's inevitable.
The alternatives didn't pop up when all the big supermarkets self-banned those drinks, I'm not sure they would now. I've checked and those monster drinks you posted cost Β£5 each to buy.
Anonymous F double-posted this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^][v]#1,314,646
Also I've checked this plan they had and it said drinks with over 150mg per litre would be banned for kids, so if it had the same caffeine then it would be banned for them too
> The alternatives didn't pop up when all the big supermarkets self-banned those drinks
Obviously because if they are taking it upon themselves, then they won't sell identical drinks to those kids either. Common sense should tell you that.
The law is stopping the stores that want to sell the drinks to kids from doing it, and then giving them a loophole. If the alternatives are in compliance with the law, and those stores were fine with selling those drinks, then they will be fine with selling the alternatives.
> I've checked and those monster drinks you posted cost Β£5 each to buy.
They do not cost that, even in a HCOL area. You must be looking at an independent seller marking them up for online sale.
In the US you can buy these yourself in bulk for about $2 each, or get them from the store for a max of $3.
Yes however they are not sold in this country so any corner shop buying them in to keep selling energy drinks to kids is going to have to charge something similar
Also it's not clear they are exempt
Or that this was anything other than tub thumping they did before the GE which they will now conveniently forget about
We already established the caffeine threshold, but like I said the proposed law makes an exception for teas and coffees. If the caffeine comes from a highly caffeinated tea like Mate then it's exempt. The flavor is easy to cover up and then you have a drink nearly identical to an energy drink.
It seems pretty evident to me from a Britisher point of view that when they're talking about tea and coffee they're talking about the hot drink in a cup
I guess technically some foreign style beverage that isn't popular or regularly sold here could evade the vaguely worded aspiration reported in the news, T
The actual law I imagine would be more water tight
Also I think if you asked British people to describe types of tea and coffee then very few would think of cold canned ones from a fridge
> They haven't mentioned anything about it since winning the election
The primary reason Labour policies haven't sunk the island is they are too busy cuddling up with lobbyists and avoiding work to implement any of their horrendous ideas.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 42 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^][v]#1,314,713
@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw) > Omg you donkey you have to drink the sugary drink first.
They already drink them, a law that bans some flavors won't stop that.
> Also I checked and frappucinos have 105mg of caffeine
What source gives that number?
Forgive me if I don't trust someone who didn't know about basic English grammar.
> > Omg you donkey you have to drink the sugary drink first. > They already drink them, a law that bans some flavors won't stop that.
Source > > Also I checked and frappucinos have 105mg of caffeine > What source gives that number? > > Forgive me if I don't trust someone who didn't know about basic English grammar.
The ingredient list. What source gave 150mg? some donkey brained motherfucker??
dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 28 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,314,910
@previous (A)
right if children start massively consuming copious amounts of frappucino they should ban that too. i still don't get why monster shouldnt be banned
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 25 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,314,911
@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw) > i still don't get why monster shouldnt be banned
They should write the law better so it bans what they actually consider dangerous.
Coke ruins teeth as much as a monster, so why isn't that banned? Coffee and tea have caffeine too.
> > i still don't get why monster shouldnt be banned > They should write the law better so it bans what they actually consider dangerous.
it isnt dangerous if kids arent drinking it > Coke ruins teeth as much as a monster, so why isn't that banned? Coffee and tea have caffeine too.
well they prefer to be re-elected
You're just splitting hairs really, I think that if you're going to criticise a law for not being accurate enough you should wait for the act of parliament to be drafted and start making it's way though the houses.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[^][v]#1,314,997
@previous (F)
What is the point of telling the public details about a law, if the public should not expect those statements to have any bearing on what is actually written? Public statements invite feedback, and they announced they would include a loophole.
I think that it's pretty foolish to say that a law isn't specific enough when all you have is a news article about a politician saying what they want the law to broadly be about.
One distributer brings in the Monster Tea drinks because it circumvents the law, and labour bans those too. One day you give your kid a cup of tea, and because you've technically violated the law they arrest you for it.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#1,315,199
@1,314,313 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
What is wrong with energy drinks? Consumers should have a choice about what they want to drink. Some people don't like tea or coffee and that is fine. An ice cold energy drink is nice on a hot morning. I personally prefer green/matcha tea or I chew caffeine pills. Energy drinks in the UK suck these days due to the sugar tax. They all contain artificial sweeteners which are toxic at best and carcinogenic at worst. They give me a headache.
Green !!bO/s3MBcD replied with this 1 year ago, 24 minutes later, 4 days after the original post[^][v]#1,315,206
@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Glug, no they're not. Sounds like you've been reading too much propaganda from big coffee. While not good for you, they certainly aren't bad for you if consumed in moderation. I am passionate about energy drinks, just keep to 1-2 250ml cans a day and you're golden. If you can get one within sweeteners, they contain B vitamins and taurine which help with various functions of the nervous system. The pH of energy drinks is too low for me, but they have various advantages over coffee. They're instant, no need to boil the kettle and let it steep, just a cold drink and you're ready. And some people personally prefer the taste over coffee.
Anonymous M replied with this 1 year ago, 2 days later, 6 days after the original post[^][v]#1,315,533
@1,314,506 (A)
Are they both riddled with hundreds of the recommended daily dose of various b vitamins in a single serving while there are two and sometimes three in a can?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 17 hours later, 1 week after the original post[^][v]#1,315,610
@previous (M)
It doesn't matter at all, because B vitamins are water soluble and you can have several times the daily requirement without getting sick. You will piss it out a few hours later.
The actual problem labour brought up was caffeine and sugar. Those two are present, in the same levels, in drinks that are exempt. They've created a loophole in the law they proposed.
No they said to the news that they'd like to ban energy drinks for children, for various reasons. That is not proposing a law and as a not-proposal it is incapable of having loopholes.