Topic: I dropped my phone into the banana crusher
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #119,984
So I got like a friend to call me, who didn't somehow hear me while I told him three times to not press the button while I was down there digging for my phone, he got heard me for the forth time though.
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 54 seconds later[^] [v] #1,313,992
What's the point of a banana crusher
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 21 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,993
That was dangerous. You could have been crushed! Next time, get someone to stand guard right there by the button before you clamber in. Anyone could have walked across, tossed a single banana in and pushed the button.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 19 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,994
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,996
@1,313,993 (C)
Yeah, so I was happy when he volunteered to come with me, though he was just with me to keep calling until I found it.
Yeah, so I was happy when he volunteered to come with me, though he was just with me to keep calling until I found it.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,314,053
who fuckin cares about your sgtupid ass bananaphone
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,314,054
I lost my job!
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Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,314,055
@1,314,053 (D)
His bright yellow novelty bananaphone brings laughs and cheer to all his coworkers in the banana farm.
His bright yellow novelty bananaphone brings laughs and cheer to all his coworkers in the banana farm.
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 52 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,314,072
I remember those, the Nokias! I didn't have AT&T so I didn't get one.boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,314,109
reminds me of when Mr. Gumby got his head stuck in de cupboard
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,314,131
@1,313,992 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
His manager is trying to establish a side hustle where bananas are turned into compost which can be sold. This is undermined by OPs co-workers who keep throwing plastic into the banana peel crusher.
His manager is trying to establish a side hustle where bananas are turned into compost which can be sold. This is undermined by OPs co-workers who keep throwing plastic into the banana peel crusher.