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Topic: so you just got your first boner and you fear what it means for your relationship with the Loarde

boof started this discussion 1 year ago #119,949

Who can you discuss this matter with? Surely not your mother. No, not your father. You must bring this up with your local leader of the clergy.

Altar Boy Timmy joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,313,719

I brought it up with my priest, Father Dave of Tokyo, and he wanted to give me extreme unction on my face! I ran away!

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 41 minutes later, 46 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,723

@previous (Altar Boy Timmy)
Shut the fuck up Matt

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,725

People usually get their boners before they know what exactly it's for though

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,731

I thought this topic would be about lorde

Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,745

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Sure sure, not here for the boners. Right. Reminds me of the pastors that go 'undercover' in seedy places to really 'make a difference.' "You know that god guy doesn't sound too bad" while hitting crack and rowing off two dudes.

Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE double-posted this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,747

@1,313,731 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
Oh, you meant the singer. Yeah, she's alright too.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 44 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,754

@1,313,719 (Altar Boy Timmy)

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,756

@1,313,725 (D)
I got the boner from thinking about a chick. that's what boners are all about. I'd run away from anyone just getting a boner for nothing
@previous (G)
looks like he's whacking it

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,783

@previous (boof)
lol performing extreme unction on some kid most likely.
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