Topic: I think I am going to try to play soccer.
La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI started this discussion 1 year ago #119,908
I already contacted my local community college. I doubt they could help me since their teams only play competitively and I am by far no where near that level yet. Before someone here asks. Yes, I informed them about the elephant in the room. I honestly don't care where they place me to be honest. My lack of coordination is something that I would have to build upon so I'm not exactly the most beneficial to any team competitively.
Hopefully, they could also provide me resources on where I could start my journey in the world of Football ⚽.
Hopefully, they could also provide me resources on where I could start my journey in the world of Football ⚽.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,313,344
make sure to sign up for male soccer or else your gonna get your ass shot
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 23 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,345
You may want to take up jogging first
Father Dave !u5oFWxmY7U joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,349
You're to much of a sissy to play sports my boy :)
La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 51 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,351
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,352
@previous (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
they aint gonna be aiming to kill, they will be aiming to cause pain
they aint gonna be aiming to kill, they will be aiming to cause pain
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,353
Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,355
La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,356
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,357
Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,358
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,359
boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,370
Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,383
Which position would you like to play?
Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,407
This avenue may be a dead end, usually the trajectory is: kid stuff -> JV -> Varsity -> College -> Pro. Career is usally over on steps 1 or 2 for most people. Hopefully you can get some mates together to kick some balls around - the peg boards around campus do get some love though, so you might be able to put a group together if there isn't already one.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,415
Soccer is for queers.
Father Dave !u5oFWxmY7U replied with this 1 year ago, 57 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,423
Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,442
@1,313,415 (I)
They ought to put weird protective gear on themselves and rub their bodies against each other, fighting for some weird dildo ball, like real men.
They ought to put weird protective gear on themselves and rub their bodies against each other, fighting for some weird dildo ball, like real men.
La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,443
@1,313,415 (I)
Football ⚽ is a beautiful simplistic game where all strategy and all drama is self-contained within the premise of scoring a single goal. It is also simplistic enough that anyone from less fortunate nations could play. Comedian Daniel Tosh said it best. It's the most played sport in the world because all that is required is a ball. That's simply beautiful.
@previous (J)
I was told that the protective padding in Americanized Football 🏈 was to allow players to hit harder during tackles.
@1,313,407 (Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE)
That's actually what I hope to do honestly. I know the chances of going pro are next to none. I just want to play.
Football ⚽ is a beautiful simplistic game where all strategy and all drama is self-contained within the premise of scoring a single goal. It is also simplistic enough that anyone from less fortunate nations could play. Comedian Daniel Tosh said it best. It's the most played sport in the world because all that is required is a ball. That's simply beautiful.
@previous (J)
I was told that the protective padding in Americanized Football 🏈 was to allow players to hit harder during tackles.
@1,313,407 (Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE)
That's actually what I hope to do honestly. I know the chances of going pro are next to none. I just want to play.
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,445
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,449
@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
> Please take up running first
He has been running away from his true gender for years now.
> Please take up running first
He has been running away from his true gender for years now.
La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 43 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,455
@1,313,445 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
I needed to hit the treadmills at the gym anyway.
@previous (K)
What does gender have to do with running?
I needed to hit the treadmills at the gym anyway.
@previous (K)
What does gender have to do with running?
Anonymous K replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,456
@previous (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
Unrelated to the intent of my reply - This is a fact for you.
10 K races - Among people aged 30–34, for example, some research shows averages of about 1 hour for females and 54 minutes for males.
Unrelated to the intent of my reply - This is a fact for you.
10 K races - Among people aged 30–34, for example, some research shows averages of about 1 hour for females and 54 minutes for males.
Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,459
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,464
@1,313,349 (Father Dave !u5oFWxmY7U)
> You're to much of a sissy to play sports my boy :)
you are a fat pedophile
> You're to much of a sissy to play sports my boy :)
you are a fat pedophile
(Edited 17 seconds later.)
Anonymous L double-posted this 1 year ago, 38 seconds later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,465
@previous (L)> > You're to much of a sissy to play sports my boy :)
>
> you are a fat pedophile
oops! should have clarified, a fat balding pedophile
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 57 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,475
@1,313,455 (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
That's good
You'll also want quality shoes so that you dont roll your ankles
That's good
You'll also want quality shoes so that you dont roll your ankles
boof replied with this 1 year ago, 24 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,479
La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,482
@1,313,475 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
What shoes do you recommend? My work gives me a discount at a nearby Skechers.
What shoes do you recommend? My work gives me a discount at a nearby Skechers.
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,483
Why are you all such total pricks to Catherine?
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,484
@1,313,482 (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
I would google it or ask the head of one of the soccer teams
I would google it or ask the head of one of the soccer teams
Kook !!rcSrAtaAC double-posted this 1 year ago, 15 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,485
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,486
Anonymous E double-posted this 1 year ago, 26 seconds later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,487
Catherine, I applaud and encourage your soccer dreams. It's great exercise, you can learn lots through teams sports, and you can make friends. Go for it, I say!
Anonymous I replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,509
@1,313,443 (La Reina Catalina !j0siCathyI)
> Football ⚽ is a beautiful simplistic game where all strategy and all drama is self-contained within the premise of scoring a single goal. It is also simplistic enough that anyone from less fortunate nations could play. Comedian Daniel Tosh said it best. It's the most played sport in the world because all that is required is a ball. That's simply beautiful.
Keep your balls away from children degenerate.
> Football ⚽ is a beautiful simplistic game where all strategy and all drama is self-contained within the premise of scoring a single goal. It is also simplistic enough that anyone from less fortunate nations could play. Comedian Daniel Tosh said it best. It's the most played sport in the world because all that is required is a ball. That's simply beautiful.
Keep your balls away from children degenerate.
Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,510
@1,313,483 (E)
I'm actually being constructive here and I'm getting blanked for it, so maybe I should just be a dick after all.
I'm actually being constructive here and I'm getting blanked for it, so maybe I should just be a dick after all.