Topic: FAO: SVET: re: the BMW and your shit problems
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #119,886
When you take a big shit at work and somehow -- God knows how -- end up with shit smeared all over your body and clothes, do you just drive home that day in the BMW? Doesn't it get all over the beautiful leather seats?
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 23 minutes later[^] [v] #1,313,193
I would grab a pair of jeans from someone
boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,199
bowel movement wheeeeee
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,201
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,202
I keep my car clean.Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,203
Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,204
Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,205
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,206
boof replied with this 1 year ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,208
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 23 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,210
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 37 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,211
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,212
boof replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,213
@1,313,210 (A)
no, no, not quite GG Allin level stuff there -- a realistic looking dead dog was featured, makes you wonder as you figure, naw that's some kind of prop I'm sure
no, no, not quite GG Allin level stuff there -- a realistic looking dead dog was featured, makes you wonder as you figure, naw that's some kind of prop I'm sure
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,214
Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,215
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,216
@1,313,212 (A)
I once left a big stain on the white leather of my friend's Jaguar, and when he asked what it was I told him that his kid had been eating a chocolate bar in the car earlier.
I once left a big stain on the white leather of my friend's Jaguar, and when he asked what it was I told him that his kid had been eating a chocolate bar in the car earlier.
Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,234
@1,313,202 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
They installed the steering wheel on the wrong side mate. I'd demand a new car.
They installed the steering wheel on the wrong side mate. I'd demand a new car.
Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,238
Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 38 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,243
Bmws are overpriced and shitty
Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,251
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,258
boof replied with this 1 year ago, 25 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,261
@1,313,214 (A)
I've read articles that quoted the lead guy -- he's a long-time sensitive soul who got super sad when some kind of groundhog or something was killed by some other kid I think, so anyway it would be easier to use a prop than source out dead dogs for shows
I've read articles that quoted the lead guy -- he's a long-time sensitive soul who got super sad when some kind of groundhog or something was killed by some other kid I think, so anyway it would be easier to use a prop than source out dead dogs for shows
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,263
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,374
I imagine shit is very difficult to get out of leather. It probably reeks inside that BMW. Useful in a way though:
Spongey friend: Hi, are you off to work, can you give me a lift?
Erik: Sure
Friend: *sniff* ... Er, on second thoughts I'll just take the tube.
Erik: Fine. :)
Spongey friend: Hi, are you off to work, can you give me a lift?
Erik: Sure
Friend: *sniff* ... Er, on second thoughts I'll just take the tube.
Erik: Fine. :)
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,375
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,380
Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,388
Shut the fuck up Matt
Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 6 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,438
Today I really needed a crap but the toilets were all full. I tried to sit on an edge and meditate to block off the urge, but I was turtle-heading and in danger of shitting my pants. In the end, I went into a cupboard and shat into a plastic bag, using a paper waste basket to guide my ass to the target. Then I tied it up and put it into the ceiling. I'm confessing here.
Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,313,470
@1,313,251 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
> Then why is it better than the other cars I've had including an Audi?
i have a Lamborghini
wheres yours?
> Then why is it better than the other cars I've had including an Audi?
i have a Lamborghini
wheres yours?