Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago#119,875
Are your dumps anywhere close to Andre's 20 pounders?
Wrestling legend Andre The Giant left passengers ‘gagging, puking & crying’ after taking ‘world’s biggest poo’ on plane
The ex-WWF champion had a problem out of the ring when he turned a 14-hour Boeing 747 trip from Tokyo to the USA into a pong-haul flight.
Fellow former wrestler Brutus Beefcake revealed he "couldn't breathe" and other travellers "screamed".
Brutus did explain that 7ft 3in Andre - also known as the "Eighth Wonder of the World" - always did his best to use the bathroom BEFORE boarding planes.
But this time wrestlers had to rush for their seats due to a flight delay.
WWE Hall of Famer Brutus, 66, told Wrestling Shoot Interviews how Andre sparked a horrifying chain reaction.
He said: "Andre would always time it so that he would take a dump before he went to the airport, before he went to the plane, then he'd be good for a day or two."
But after the Frenchman was forced into action in mid-air, Brutus says his fight colleague "went to town" on the toilets.
The Giant, now 46, produced sounds that were "not human" - followed by a horrible smell that drifted through the 76-metre long plane.
American Brutus added: "I've never heard anything like it. The sounds that are coming out of there.
The smell that started coming forward, the back of the plane had a lot of people. There were people falling out of their seats and into the aisles.
"Gagging, puking, crying, screaming, and we were all falling on the floor laughing ourselves sick.
"I couldn't breathe. He must have half filled-up a garbage bag full of shit."
You might not wish to get to the bottom of all the technical details.
But here's the maths from Brutus: "He would eat 20 pounds of food per city, and so would shit 20 pounds."
Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later[^][v]#1,313,070
I don't think my shits are bigger but I bet they are more messy.
This morning for example was a disaster! The more I wiped the more smeared up my back past my belt line. It was literally never ending. No matter how many times I wiped more shit kept on appearing.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 15 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^][v]#1,313,071
@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
You need to try eating some foods at night to solidify your poop for morning dumps. Try a couple of green bananas that will tighten you up!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 54 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^][v]#1,313,137
@1,313,128 (Erik !saAqdaazn2) > Shower when I got home
Must have been unbearable stink around you all the way back. Hope you didn't use public transport.
It happens to all of us once in a while. The other week I had shit all up my back, down my legs, smeared on my balls and my hands and wrists... It was everywhere.