Topic: Tell me your superpower and I'll tell you the downside
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #119,836 Good luck
B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,684 Blowing myself up whenever I want.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,685 @previous (B)
You have the amazing ability to make yourself explode! But only one time, then you die.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,686 The ability to choose a different superpower whenever I want.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,687 I can look at anyone and force them telepathically to shart their pants on the spot.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,691 @1,312,686 (C)
Every time you choose a new ability, you lose all memories of your previous choices and experiences. Thus, although you can change, you can never grow.
@previous (D)
Whenever you exercise this power, you too poop your pants on the spot.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,692 Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,693 @previous (D)
Indeed, you must only use this power in the greatest of need.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,698 @previous (A)
What if I enjoy pooping my pants?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,699 @previous (D)
The Poopler rises
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,701 Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,720 @1,312,687 (D)
Shut the fuck up Matt
boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,779 Jeepers, these powers suck
boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,805 i can pull a functionally limitless amount of perfectly cooked steaks out of any microwave
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,828 @previous (boof )
You have no sense of taste
boof replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,833 @previous (A)
well i sure fucking hope so or else id be fat as fuck
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,834 @previous (boof )
Sorry, everything tastes of cardboard and you are doomed to hear praise for the delicious flavor of your steaks while never being able to experience it yourself.
Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,935 @previous (A)
this isnt realy a problem blood, i eat beans for breakfast even though i could be eating eggs
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Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,943 I can communicate with animals
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,957 @1,312,935 (G)
tinned beans on toast?
Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,961 @previous (D)
no, thats too much hassel, i just drink them straight outta the can
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,312,962 Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,313,051 @1,312,943 (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)
You can only communicate with animals, with barks and meow and such.
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