Topic: Is it gay to pick your butt?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #119,833

Hey everyone. Is it considered gay to pick your butt, sometimes through your clothes and occasionally directly on the donut itself, purely for hygiene or comfort reasons?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 29 minutes later[^] [v] #1,312,652

Shut the fuck up matt

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 23 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,653

@previous (B)

> Shut the fuck up matt

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,654

@1,312,652 (B)
@previous (C)

Eat my freshly picked ass, obsessed retards.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 47 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,655

@previous (A)
Shut the fuck up Matt

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,656

@previous (C)

Why do you think I am Matt? Do you think it is gay to pick your donut through your clothes?

(Edited 21 seconds later.)

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,665

Jesus guys, it's called showers, get on it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 weeks later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,395

Bump. Does anyone have any answers?

Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,406

@previous (A)
Shut the fuck up Matt

There's your answer.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,408

@previous (Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w)

You seem obsessed and autistic. You should therefore have lots of experience picking your donut. Do you feel gay afterwards?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 46 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,411

@previous (A)
You bumped this topic for no good reason. Do you feel gay afterwards?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,415

@previous (E)

The objective of the topic has not been achieved. Therefore, it deserves to be bumped.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,416

@previous (A)
How old are you?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,419

@previous (F)

I am 74 years old next week.

Timber Nigger !TiP5As2jNc joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,420

@previous (A)
You mean you turned 50 this past February, right?

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,421

@1,316,419 (A)
Fifty. Years. Old.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,423

@1,316,420 (Timber Nigger !TiP5As2jNc)
@previous (H)

No, 74 is older than 50.

Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,425

@previous (A)
Shut the fuck up Matt

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,437

@previous (Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w)

Do you think it is gay? What if the fingers accidentally slip inside?

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,441

@previous (A)
Get a job, you lazy fifty year old layabout.

Maybe try starting an English school in China, or a restaurant guide, or a food truck, or something.

At least try selling furniture.

Meta !Sober//iZs joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 34 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,443

@1,316,437 (A)
What if my finger accidentally slips across the ban Matt button? 🤔🤔

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,447

@1,316,441 (I)

I have a job, and I am not 50.

@previous (Meta !Sober//iZs)

Matt has not posted here since 2017. Is it gay if you gently pluck on your sphincter for comfort or pleasure?

(Edited 23 seconds later.)

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,450

@previous (A)
Matt can't go one day without posting here.

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,451

@1,316,447 (A)
I’m going to update your Encyclopedia Dramatica article.

Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,453

The funny thing is that, until this very post, Matt has not posted in this thread at all! lol you autistic stupid shits are so fucking obsessed it's sad

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,455

@previous (L)

I know, right? Obsessed, autistic idiots. What do you think? Is it more gay to pick your asshole clothed, or fully nude?

Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,456

@previous (A)
I think it's only gay if you do it naked for the sole purpose of feeling physical pleasure.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 40 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,457

@1,316,420 (Timber Nigger !TiP5As2jNc)

> You mean you turned 50 this past February, right?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,459

@1,316,456 (L)

What if you begin out of necessity, but continue for pleasure?

Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 45 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,460

@previous (A)
then it becomes gay.

Billy Bob !2e2s4VipfA replied with this 1 year ago, 1 second later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,461

@1,316,453 (L)
@1,316,455 (A)

Use one device Matt, you aren't fooling anyone.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,465

@1,316,457 (M)
February 27, 2024.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,466

@1,316,460 (L)

If you begin naked out of necessity and dig deeply, but then put your clothes on and absent-mindedly poke for pleasure, which is the more gay?

Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,467

@1,316,461 (Billy Bob !2e2s4VipfA)
None of those are me. you're just stupid and obsessed.

Anonymous L double-posted this 1 year ago, 17 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,468

@1,316,466 (A)
hmm, I guess the latter.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 55 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,469

@previous (L)

Really? Even though you're fingering your direct butthole in the former?

Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,472

@previous (A)
I think so. The clothes make it gay.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 56 seconds later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,474

@previous (L)

I see. Thanks for answering.

Anonymous L replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,476

@previous (A)
My pleasure, friend!

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 weeks after the original post[^] [v] #1,316,493

I pick my butt all the time. It feels good!

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