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Topic: Why does lifting bananas for women turn me on?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #119,736

Lifted banana box for a woman, woman say I'm strong man and I joke about taking steroids. Then I noticed something getting bigger but by then I was on my truck so it wasn't like a crisis but it's still weird. Why does everything turn me on it's fucked up puberty is way over a long time ago, it's ancient.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,311,845

Do you sometimes slip on a banana peel while Yakety Sax plays, thus causing the woman to laugh hysterically at your endearing antics and want you all the more?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,848

@previous (B)

> Do you sometimes slip on a banana peel while Yakety Sax plays, thus causing the woman to laugh hysterically at your endearing antics and want you all the more?

No but sometimes I pretend to be a ragdoll but I had to stop that, it wasn't funny at all.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,849

@previous (A)
Do what I suggested. Women love it.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 47 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,850

@previous (B)

I'm not after their love

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,851

@previous (A)
What are you after, then?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,853

@previous (B)

I really don't know

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,856

@1,311,850 (A)

Why not?

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,858

@1,311,853 (A)
Then just try what I suggested. Might get you laid.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,865

@1,311,856 (C)

Because I would have to love them too for that to work out. I only want them in the heat of the moment.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,866

@1,311,845 (B)
@1,311,849 (B)
@1,311,851 (B)

Shut the fuck up Matt

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Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 39 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,876

What is a woman?

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,884

@previous (E)
punctuate as: What? ...is a woman?

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,987

@1,311,865 (A)

You want to peel your banana, don't you?

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,312,004

@previous (C)
I'm pretty sure that's what this is all about. Banana cream.
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