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Topic: I put in my two weeks notice

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #119,692

And now work is very awkward.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later[^] [v] #1,311,506

Should have given just 1 week notice

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,508

Just keep showing up after your last day and see if you still get paid.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,509

Hey, good luck out there. If they can't slap you on the back and say congratulations for breaking free, that's 100% on them for not being adults.

Anonymous D double-posted this 1 year ago, 27 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,514

@1,311,508 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I didn't get escorted out by security the last time I quit, but HR told me to move along, 'you've been terminated' when I tried to pick up my turkey day gift card on the way out. I think similarly the chances of pulling a Milton are low for our anon here.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,517

Put in your two weeks notice and show up for 3 more days and bail

Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,518

When I resigned from my last job I had to give 3 months notice and it was amazing. Once I had handed everything over I was cruising. I wasn't allowed to take on any new or repeat clients. Easy lyfe

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,519

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

> When I resigned from my last job I had to give 3 months notice and it was amazing. Once I had handed everything over I was cruising. I wasn't allowed to take on any new or repeat clients. Easy lyfe
> I wasn't allowed to take on any new or repeat clients
That would be illegal in the USA.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,523

@1,311,514 (D)
That's too bad. It used to be that a person could milk their employer for thousands of dollars they didn't earn. Things just ain't the way the were anymore. 😕

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 32 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,526

Bananas!

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 51 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,538

like, what if a guy thought that "two-week notice" meant that everybody had to notice him when he walked into the room, for two weeks

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 23 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,542

@1,311,518 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

> When I resigned from my last job I had to give 3 months notice and it was amazing. Once I had handed everything over I was cruising. I wasn't allowed to take on any new or repeat clients. Easy lyfe

Oh really are you a gay prostitute

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 42 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,550

@1,311,538 (boof)
I have been under-apprecaited lately, thank you for the validation.

Anonymous J double-posted this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,551

@1,311,523 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It was compensation for working for the year, they were being lazy and didn't want to forward a signature to accounting. They still had to pay me for time worked, I just wasn't going to file a grievance for $25 - I'm bigger than that, they are not. Hope the CEO enjoyed that $25 he saved.

But the Milton scam is still a riot. Love it.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

Anonymous H replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,311,552

Please, please just once before you leave, play Yakety Sax while slipping on banana peels.
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