Topic: oh Jeepers, I've really done it this time
boof started this discussion 1 year ago #119,627
I swallowed a lit stick of dynamite on a dare
I had to, I was dared really hard
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later[^] [v] #1,310,913
Will it make you shut the fuck up?
boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,915
I'll have plenty to complain about so
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 50 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,919
@previous (boof)
Drink a glass of water and put the fuse out.
boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,922
genius!
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,929
If you clamp your mouth closed then it will only make your belly swell for a moment and you'll breathe up some smoke, but then you'll be alright.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 43 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,938
How fast can you push it out the other side? Then it'll be the ol' M80 in the toilet.
@previous (D)
Or go for the Wile E Coyote routine, that works too.