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Topic: Why do people drink alcohol?

FatGreen started this discussion 15 years ago #11,957

I'm taking shots of vermouth and it tastes disgusting! Why would people do this?!

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #215,079

I have absolutely no idea.

TheSheep !kJ.A4PF7.k joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #215,081

Some like it... 100 people 100 fetishes...

dreamworks !AUIkTW/L46 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #215,082

shut up green your an alcoholic

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #215,085

> shots
> vermouth

you are a fucking idiot

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #215,087

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
How am I supposed to take it? Rectally? And why am I not drunk after a bottle of this shit yet?

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #215,088

@previous (A)
fuck off

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #215,095

@previous (Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw)
I'm like a piece of gum on your shoes. Once i'm there, i'm extremely hard to get off. Like it or lump it.

Nickalollyoff !Aw0s40dyqw replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #215,096

@previous (A)
> i'm extremely hard to get off

yeah, impotence does that to people

Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 28 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #215,106

> I'm taking shots of vermouth

That's used for mixed drinks, you fool.

> Gin, Vermouth, Vodka, olive and bam martini

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #215,109

> shots
> vermouth

Nexus !jNexusRe/. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #215,116

@OP
To get drunk.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #215,118

That feel when downing a nice shot of Vodka and feeling warm inside.

hamfist !!snnYcROO9 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #215,152

@215,079 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Kosher biasâ„¢

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 15 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #215,154

Image went missing@previous (hamfist !!snnYcROO9)
What the fuck does that even mean?

Anonymous K joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #215,212

Vermouth sucks so bad they don't even put in Martinis anymore.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #215,213

@previous (K)
Olive juice is a fine substitute.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #215,214

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
With vodka for sure. Not a big fan of it with gin though.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #215,216

@previous (K)
Gin is made from Juniper berries, I dunno if you know what a Juniper bush is, but they are foul fucking berries. Its quite amazing they can make anything edible out of that shit, lol.

(Edited 25 seconds later.)

swamplights !!V3J448+/B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #215,220

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
I hate gin. It tastes like a Christmas tree.

Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #215,223

@previous (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I would say pinecones.

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #215,224

@215,220 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
The Juniper bush is related to the Christmas tree! There are Juniper bushes everywhere here around landscaped building, houses, etc. Foul little fucking things. Something else that is really popular in landscaping around here is the Azalea bush, it produces gorgeous flowers, but in full bloom they smell just like got-tier weed.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 18 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #215,228

@previous (Ks !KansasxqvM)
Oh that makes sense. If I'm ever a drunk, I'll be a gin drunk. That way, I'll smell like I'm in the holiday spirit.

Anonymous K replied with this 15 years ago, 20 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #215,229

@215,220 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
Stop fucking lying. You never ate a Christmas tree.

swamplights !!V3J448+/B replied with this 15 years ago, 56 seconds later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #215,230

@previous (K)
Maybe I've eaten part of one.

Anonymous N joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #215,242

@215,220 (swamplights !!V3J448+/B)
I'm allergic to gin

Anonymous O joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #215,328

@215,212 (K)
The classic martini is the most disgusting drink ever invented.

Gin = disgusting.
Vermouth = disgusting.
And it's not even supposed to be shaken. (unless your Bond, James Bond)

If I gotta drink Vermouth I say give me a Manhattan over that Martini shit any day, at least then I can't taste the vermouth.

(Edited 4 minutes later.)

Ks !KansasxqvM replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #215,381

@previous (O)
I've had some excellent martinis, but many I've had were awful. I dunno what some bartenders do that others don't...

Sandwich !!SExb9B1Bu joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 days later, 5 days after the original post[^] [v] #219,202

Flavors are complex and delicious, and it makes you feel good.
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