Topic: Ordered a pizza but instead got fucked in the ass

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #119,545

They accepted my money online but yet they did not confirm. Turns out the staff is on a holiday.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later[^] [v] #1,310,400

Yesterday this happened too, but they waited until 10 minutes before estimated delivery time to cancel.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,401

@previous (B)

Mutter zukerz

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,402

I thought you meant you literally got fucked in the ass, i.e. when you opened the door, the delivery guy shouted "Surprise!", got his cock out, and proceeded to insert it forcibly into your rectum.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,403

@previous (C)

Well it was close to that. Instead it was a woman who did it, metaphorically. She metaphorically fucked me in the ass with her metaphorical cock.

Minichan