Topic: Did you see that Tenerife Jay was found?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #119,540

Dead. Apparently, he really did just fall down the side of a mountain.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later[^] [v] #1,310,373

What they think happened was that he was fooled by what looked like a path towards the sea, but which was actually not a path.

So he set off into this gorge which had vegetables ten feet tall and the walls slowly closing in and rising up, and it ended with a challenging climb up a very steep hill that you'd need ropes to complete.

So he was probably trying that and fell, maybe hit his head and died.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,390

I lost that bet, I had $100 on dehydration. Guess I gotta pay up.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,407

@1,310,373 (B)
What vegetables are ten feet tall?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,409

@previous (A)
I think they meant vegetation or foliage

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,412

@1,310,407 (A)

Cactuses and leafs and such

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,415

@previous (B)
Ah, cacti. I see.

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,416

They filmed his dead body?

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,417

@1,310,390 (C)
It could be both

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,454

@1,310,407 (A)

> What vegetables are ten feet tall?

carrot

eggplant

tuber

Father Merrin (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,455

@previous (F)
Where the fuck do you live that carrots grow ten feet tall?

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,457

@previous (Father Merrin)

> Where the fuck do you live that carrots grow ten feet tall?

earth

Father Merrin (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 43 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,464

@previous (F)
Please show me a photo of a ten-foot-tall carrot.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,467

@1,310,373 (B)

> What they think happened was that he was fooled by what looked like a path towards the sea, but which was actually not a path.
>
> So he set off into this gorge which had vegetables ten feet tall and the walls slowly closing in and rising up, and it ended with a challenging climb up a very steep hill that you'd need ropes to complete.
>
> So he was probably trying that and fell, maybe hit his head and died.

wow lol, fucking dumbass

durr durrr im gonna go on a hike oh whoops! im dead

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,471

@previous (F)

You're a very unpleasant individual.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,474

@previous (B)

> You're a very unpleasant individual.

nah im amazing, it was put up for vote years ago and everyone agreed

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 19 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,479

@previous (F)
You used multiple uids to win that poll Catherine.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,310,486

@previous (G)

> You used multiple uids to win that poll Catherine.

you are pathetic

Minichan