Topic: In the world of insurance contracts, always remember
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #119,500
boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later[^] [v] #1,309,942
"I'm from the insurance company, and I'm here to fuck help you"
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,944
@previous (boof)
*in the CLOAC
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,962
Unfortunately in this climate, we're all one lawsuit away from poverty. I wouldn't have insurance at all otherwise.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,966
@previous (C)
What kind of insurance policies do you carry?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,967
@previous (D)
Banana peel slippage insurance for sure
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,970
@previous (A)
For when you're in the mood to wantonly throw banana peels about town?
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,972
@previous (D)
Yes, but the contract specifies that, in order to be indemnified, Yakety Sax must be playing during the peeling.
Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,978
@previous (A)
See, that's where they get you, they're betting you'll forget and leave your gramophone at home
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