Topic: Let's say,h ypothetically,

Anonymous A started this discussion 15 years ago #1,195

You own a TinyBBS forum. Because of spammers and hackers, you put it in lockdown mode. Since then, you have cleared your history, cookies, etc., and now you yourself are locked out too. How could you hypothetically regain access

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #23,082

Let's say, hypothetically, you were to use a spellcheck for once in your pathetic life.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,086

You are so fucking stupid, DM.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,089

@23,082 (B)
Shut up bro, it's not matt's fault that his fingertips are the size of 3 or 4 keys on his netba

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 50 seconds later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,093

@previous (D)
MAybe he should put down the fork.

Concerned Minion !zsHKjJavn2 joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,101

Restore your UID

Mr Johnson !8RsxK0x1Jo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 39 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,103

Anonymous H joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,112

An hero.

Without the GHOUL forum your life isn't worth living.

Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,116

Go to your flood_control table in phpmyadmin, click the little pencil next to the "defcon" setting and change its value to 5. inb4 you get someone else to do it for you.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,119

@23,101 (Concerned Minion !zsHKjJavn2)
I cannot even get to that page. I get the "This board is in lockdown mode" page, and cannot access any other page.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 15 years ago, 26 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,120

@23,116 (I)
ok thanks

Anonymous J joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 36 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,124

So. Much. Facepalm.

AC !tyLmN8C16E joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 14 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,127

lolmatt

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,130

@previous (AC !tyLmN8C16E)
lol come on man...I am trying here

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,134

@23,120 (A)

> ok thanks

That always means "Thanks, I'll ignore everything you said" from you. Always.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,143

@previous (I)
No, I am looking for what he is talking about, but there is no such file anywhere.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,149

@previous (A)

henn !NePD4JH0HI joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 1 second later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,150

What did I just read that was deleted?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 30 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,152

@23,116 (I)

> Go to your flood_control table in phpmyadmin, click the little pencil next to the "defcon" setting and change its value to 5. inb4 you get someone else to do it for you.

Where do I find this?

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,154

@previous (A)
In phpmyadmin.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,155

@previous (I)
On the forum? I cannot access anything except lockdown.html

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 35 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,159

@23,152 (A)
GO TO PHPMYADMIN AND FIND THE FUCKING flood_control TABLE.

dreamworks bday lol !xPoNIEsltA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,161

@23,150 (henn !NePD4JH0HI)
whom knows
it was deleted

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,168

@23,155 (A)
You have to access your database tables.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 15 seconds later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,169

@23,159 (C)
Where is phpmyadmin please? Sorry...I am trying to learn this stuff, but I do not know where to find phpmyadmin.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,173

@23,155 (A)
@previous (A)
Please turn off your netbook and never use it again.

Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 22 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,177

@23,169 (A)
You will have to find it through your control panel on your web hosting account.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,178

@23,168 (Born this Way !dLadyGAgAA)
ok thanks. I think I can do that. The rest of you can fuck off for being such assholes. Thank you, Born This Way.

dreamworks bday lol !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,182

@23,169 (A)
you are not trying at all
http://www.google.nl/search?sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=Where+is+phpmyadmin

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,184

@23,178 (A)
You can fuck off for being such an computer illiterate twat.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 27 seconds later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,185

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
The autistic one is the one telling me to die in a fire every post. That is a sign of Autism. The fact that I am asking a simple question does not make me autistic.

Anonymous C replied with this 15 years ago, 57 seconds later, 25 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,187

@previous (A)
You are autistic. This has already been proven.

AC !tyLmN8C16E replied with this 15 years ago, 31 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,188

@23,159 (C)

> GO TO PHPMYADMIN AND FIND THE FUCKING flood_control TABLE.

@23,159 (C)

> GO TO PHPMYADMIN AND FIND THE FUCKING flood_control TABLE.

@23,159 (C)

> GO TO PHPMYADMIN AND FIND THE FUCKING flood_control TABLE.

@23,159 (C)

> GO TO PHPMYADMIN AND FIND THE FUCKING flood_control TABLE.

(Edited 12 seconds later.)

dreamworks bday lol !xPoNIEsltA replied with this 15 years ago, 33 seconds later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,190

dm, why do you ask everyone stupid questions at least 10 times a day but never help someone yourself?

dreamworks bday lol !xPoNIEsltA double-posted this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,194

(Citing a deleted or non-existent reply.)
you are just as annoying

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,203

@23,188 (AC !tyLmN8C16E)
Someone who does not know what phpmyadmin is, cannot "go there." Come on dde. You are reasonable. Were you born with innate knowledge on how to do this stuff, or did you have to learn? This is not my field. That is like you asking for help in Medieval French, and me saying, "JUST FUCKING DO IT!" Surely you are reasonable enough to understand my point?

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 21 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,206

@23,143 (A)
It's not a file. Look, if you can't find it the way he described, just go into phpMyAdmin and go to the "SQL" tab, and execute the following code block:

UPDATE `flood_control` SET `value` = '5' WHERE `setting` = 'defcon' LIMIT 1

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 19 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,207

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
Thank you. That, I can find and do.

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 33 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,209

@23,203 (A)
You know what phpMyAdmin is. It's an applications that most hosts have installed. It helps you manage your MySQL database structure and records. It should be really easy to find for you from a control panel on GoDaddy, or whatever you have.

It's written in PHP and used for administration of MySQL databases.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,217

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
Thank you.

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 34 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,220

@previous (A)
Were you able to successfully execute the command?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 37 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,225

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
trying now...I found the place

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,233

@previous (A)
You're so close! Can you taste your board access yet?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 2 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,234

@23,225 (A)
I just need to find the password lol after dinner..thank you very much. I found phpmyadmin

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 32 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #23,236

@previous (A)
Well that was the most anticlimactic thing I have ever read. :|

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,323

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
If it makes you feel better he'll fail again shortly and you'll get to live the whole experience over again.

Ryan !PArADOx9ZU replied with this 15 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,344

@previous (D)
I can't wait...

Anonymous D replied with this 15 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #23,381

@previous (Ryan !PArADOx9ZU)
ME NEITHER

Or he might just get discouraged and start posting your "dox" in rage yet again :)

Anonymous I replied with this 15 years ago, 13 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[^] [v] #23,861

Did DM give up or is he still eating dinner?

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