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There are advantages and disadvantages to having a cloaca. It’s a kind of constant stream of liquid so that’s gross. At the same time, if a male platypus has a hankering for anal the female is basically like “six of one, a half dozen of the other.” There’s no song and dance. Oral gets tricking because it combines cunnilingus and rimming.
> > I dated a platypus for six months. Too intense. > > I see why people just buy the sex dolls instead. The tails are very realistic now.
You’ll find that platypuses are emotionally needy and volatile. They’re the only creature with avian, reptile, and mammal DNA so conflict runs in their genes.