Topic: I've painted my door
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #119,458
What have you painted lately? Nothing, I bet.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later[^] [v] #1,309,609
I paint my life with my deeds
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 30 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,613
I painted your mom's face.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 14 minutes later, 57 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,615
@1,309,609 (B)
Tell me your tale
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 29 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,616
@previous (A)
Well, she was giving me head, and I squirted my paint on her face. She didn't seem to mind though.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 31 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,623
@previous (C)
No not you, the fellow B with an epic tale of love, tragedy, betrayal and the American dream.
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,625
@previous (A)
Oh, ok... Well tell your mom I'll be back over this weekend to paint the hallway.
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,626
@previous (C)
You fool, the hallway is papered!
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 51 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,630
@previous (A)
I guess she wants me to pai...
Wait, wait... Is it the front or back hallway that's papered?
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,657
@1,309,626 (A)
paper is a most worthy receptacle for paint, and since you cannot really cover a wall in canvas, it might as well be the best
Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,683
@previous (D)
Can't you? I bet you haven't tried.
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 7 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,706
Still have that brush and gallon of house paint? Go paint your car too.
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