Topic: How come milkshakes aren't more of a thing?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #119,401

Calorie dense, easy to consume, refreshing, and tasty as fuck. What kind of clown world is this?

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,309,174

Because, every time you make one, your yard is filled with boys.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,180

@previous (B)

Only because it's like, better than yours

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,184

@previous (A)
Well, fine then.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 38 minutes later, 50 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,205

Most of the non-diner stuff is low grade swill unfortunately.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,208

@previous (C)

They have some good ones in the grocery shops around here, but they sell it cup size for some reason.

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,210

I feel like milkshakes are mighty popular

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,211

@previous (D)

Then how come there's no milkshake vending machines?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,212

@previous (A)
Because the lawn

Anonymous D replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,215

@1,309,211 (A)

I've seen milkshake machines before

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 50 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,222

@1,309,174 (B)

> Because, every time you make one, your yard is filled with boys.

Is the OP Dave?

Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 28 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,224

@previous (F)

> > Because, every time you make one, your yard is filled with boys.
>
> Is the OP Dave?

I'd say most likely.

Anonymous F replied with this 1 year ago, 4 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,275

@previous (Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w)
I can see Dave dressed in his shirt, white collar and black trousers with a yard full of boys dressed in cassocks and surpluses sipping on milkshakes. He would be walking around patting them on the heads with a hardon trying to bust out of his slacks.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,276

@previous (F)
lol

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,287

Calorie dense is not actually a feature

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,424

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)

Depends on who you are though, if you're a very active guy you wanna refill the machine at some point. Also if you survive something like a famine, it can be hard for a lot of people to regain weight because the stomach sucks at sucking in the nutrition. Now if you are very active AND you recently survived a famine? Oh man.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 13 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,426

@previous (A)
> you wanna refill the machine at some point.

That's what Dave tells the kids before he sticks it in.

Kook !!rcSrAtaAC joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,443

@previous (G)
You're fucking sick

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,445

@previous (Kook !!rcSrAtaAC)

> Dave is fucking sick

We know! What do you think we've been trying to say?

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,446

@previous (G)
His milkshake brings all the altarboys to the sacristy.

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,447

@previous (B)
It brings the altar boys to the confession booth too!

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,309,448

@previous (G)
lol

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