Topic: oh man... there's a hot family friend staying with us... a real girl

Falco !PZmcClOUDk started this discussion 15 years ago #11,938

There hasn't been a real girl at the house since like March and I'm scared. She's staying until sunday morning :OOOOOOOOOOO

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 seconds later[^] [v] #214,817

inb4 you fap while crying all weekend

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 3 seconds later, 55 seconds after the original post[^] [v] #214,818

Be a true minichanner and don't leave your mom's basement while there's a female in the house.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #214,819

Whip it out in her face.
Flap flap flap flap flap.

Meowth !RKehomzmKo joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 4 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #214,820

How old?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 51 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[^] [v] #214,821

@previous (Meowth !RKehomzmKo)
20 something

@214,818 (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
I WONT LEAVE MY ROOM I SWEAR'

@214,819 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
banana_peels.wav

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Ks !KansasxqvM joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #214,823

Pics or it isn't happening.

Meowth !RKehomzmKo replied with this 15 years ago, 10 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #214,824

@214,821 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Go for it!

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #214,825

@214,821 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
You gonna tap that?

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 18 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #214,826

@214,824 (Meowth !RKehomzmKo)
the main problem is that she's my step cousins ex. It's not super serious but its like well... that would be rude

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
I don't know. We shook hands but I haven't crossed any lines yet

@214,823 (Ks !KansasxqvM)
like I'm gonna go "OH HAY K.C. LETS TAKE OUR PICTURE TOGETHER SO I CAN PROVE THERES A FEMALE IN MY HOUSE TO MY FELLOW CHANTARDS"

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Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 4 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #214,829

@previous (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
That's first base in virgin baseball.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #214,830

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
god I probably havent been that far before

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #214,834

@214,826 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
> like I'm gonna go "OH HAY K.C. LETS TAKE OUR PICTURE TOGETHER SO I CAN PROVE THERES A FEMALE IN MY HOUSE TO MY FELLOW CHANTARDS"
Yeah do that. She'll be so flattered.

Make sure you hoverhand in it, too.

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Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 38 seconds later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #214,836

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
I will think about it.

Meowth !RKehomzmKo replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 9 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #214,838

@214,826 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Hmm. Well that's a little tough. Can you tell when girls flirt with you or like you? 'Cause I sure as fuck can't. Luckily they do things that make it obvious for me, such as giving me a kiss or trying to hold my hand. Lol.

Anonymous B replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 10 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #214,841

> 19 years old
> Living with mother
> 18 year old step cousin's ex shows up to stay the weekend
> She's actually real
> I'm standing there dumbfounded
> She's pretty hot
> Two days later
> Having dinner
> She starts moving her feet up my leg
> Get a raging boner
> Hope it goes well
> Stand up and start walking out of the room a little guilty
> She leaps over the fucking table and tackles me down
> We start making out
> She puts her hands in my pockets to stroke my dick
> spaghetti falls out
> she gasps and farts really loud
> I start vomitting from the smell
> she starts vomitting too
> we look at each other for a minute
> she leaves the next day

Meowth !RKehomzmKo replied with this 15 years ago, 59 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #214,844

@previous (B)
Roflwat.

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #214,847

@214,838 (Meowth !RKehomzmKo)
I can kind of tell.

@previous (Meowth !RKehomzmKo)
What

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 54 seconds later, 14 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #214,848

@214,841 (B)

Falco !PZmcClOUDk (OP) replied with this 15 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #214,850

@previous (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
Oh fuck I lol'd

Meowth !RKehomzmKo replied with this 15 years ago, 2 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #214,852

@214,847 (Falco !PZmcClOUDk)
Lol. Go for it if she does anything.

@214,848 (Fox !FXYGNx1XR.)
Fuckin' lol'd.

sluggy joined in and replied with this 15 years ago, 52 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #214,868

Falco: Wanna hear my music?
Girl: should I take my pants off now, or wait till after I call myfriend to come join us?

Scenario two
Falco: I was gonna make myself a drink, would you like anything?
Girl: uh, whatever, nerd.
Falco: here's your drink
Girl: thanks, loser.
*five minutes later*
Girl: I... **faint
Falco: no kore virgin time.

Fox !FXYGNx1XR. replied with this 15 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #214,873

so did you tap that yet?

Minichan