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Topic: I almost died two times at work

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #119,312

So I was dumping banana peels into the banana peel crusher but the peels were being stubborn so I grabbed this big log and some how jammed it before it forcefully flew past my head. Also almost broke my neck when backing into a place with a unseen metal support beam.

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,308,475

I was hoping you’d slipped on a banana peel while Yakety Sax played, but what really happened was much more serious.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,477

Be careful you don't fall into the banana peel crusher

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,478

@1,308,475 (B)

My wheels did slide on banana peels though, almost crashed into a pile of bananas

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 18 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,480

The bright side is that I might be in a ideal situation to sneak some bananas out for a crow that I've noticed is often there, looking at me dumping banana peels.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,481

@1,308,478 (A)
Hahahaha was Yakety Sax playing?

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,482

@1,308,480 (A)

It's good to befriend the crows, they will remember you and if you're ever attacked they will come to defend you

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 34 seconds later, 27 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,483

@1,308,481 (B)

No it was more like a action movie OST. The only thing missing was the Sparks on the ground.

Anonymous A (OP) double-posted this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,484

@1,308,482 (C)

I know, you've mentioned. I'm more keen on trade, maybe one of them somehow has a gold medallion

Anonymous A (OP) triple-posted this 1 year ago, 21 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,485

I also stumble upon many random things among the banana peels. Like a extra work knife, and on the same day would you believe, I also found the Brest/chest portion of a pig, just like I used to cut so many of in the slaughter house

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 51 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,486

@previous (A)
Why the hell would a slaughtered pig chest be just sitting in a banana factory?

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,487

@previous (B)

I was thinking the cafeteria squad had something to do with it.

Chuckle Brother !ErY2TknG0w joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 12 seconds later, 53 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,488

@1,308,481 (B)
Shut the fuck up Matt.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,489

@previous (Chuckle Brother !ErY2TknG0w)
Stop derailing every thread to talk about the object of your obsession.

Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,490

@previous (B)
Shut the fuck up Matt.

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,491

@previous (Chuckle Brother 2 !ErY2TknG0w)
Stop derailing every thread to talk about the object of your obsession.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,561

@1,308,484 (A)

You'll be grateful one day when you go out of work and a gang of leather jacket people are clicking at you and brandishing their flick knives. The skies will darken with the crow and they will land around you and on the buildings over you, screaming and calling for the blood of your enemies. The hoodlums will flee in terror, and you'll give the crows banana for the help.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 59 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,565

@previous (C)

My god, perhaps some nuts with those bananas will be a quality investment

Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 9 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,602

@1,308,561 (C)
lol
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