Topic: Meta died as Hurricane Beryl hit Houston
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #119,291
So sad.
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later[^] [v] #1,308,322
Meta is celebrated as the Hero of Houston, a title earned during a fierce hurricane that threatened to devastate the city. As the storm bore down with ferocious intent, Meta stood resolute. With unwavering determination, he planted his feet firmly on the ground, extended his hand, and bellowed with the indomitable Texan spirit, "DON'T TREAD ON ME!"
Meta's sheer presence was so powerful that the hurricane's mighty winds faltered, unable to budge him. The storm, met with such unyielding resistance, lost its strength and direction. Defeated and aimless, it turned tail and retreated, dissipating into an unremarkable end over the sea.
Thus, Meta's courageous stand spared Houston from destruction, cementing his legacy as a true Texan hero.
Meta's sheer presence was so powerful that the hurricane's mighty winds faltered, unable to budge him. The storm, met with such unyielding resistance, lost its strength and direction. Defeated and aimless, it turned tail and retreated, dissipating into an unremarkable end over the sea.
Thus, Meta's courageous stand spared Houston from destruction, cementing his legacy as a true Texan hero.
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 24 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,324
@previous (B)
That Meta stood and protected his state and the citizens living there, makes him a true hero.
That's so much more than we can say for @OPenis, whom will be found dead and alone, with a wine bottle shoved halfway up his ass, and an image of a butthole on his phone screen. And unlike Bert (RIP), MC will not have a stickied memorial thread for Matt.
That Meta stood and protected his state and the citizens living there, makes him a true hero.
That's so much more than we can say for @OPenis, whom will be found dead and alone, with a wine bottle shoved halfway up his ass, and an image of a butthole on his phone screen. And unlike Bert (RIP), MC will not have a stickied memorial thread for Matt.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,328
@previous (C)
I disagree, I think that there will even be a "Matt Day" celebration where everyone's name is "Indy" and their comments randomly enter the word "poopfarts™".
I disagree, I think that there will even be a "Matt Day" celebration where everyone's name is "Indy" and their comments randomly enter the word "poopfarts™".
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,330
@previous (B)
While I respectfully disagree with your disagreement, even if mods decide to sticky a thread for Matt (which IMO, would be stupid), it would be for maybe a day.
Also, a "Matt Day" celebration would be pointless, as from beyond the grave and the depths of hell, Matt will still send a post stating his 2 favorite words.... "Obsessed Autist."
While I respectfully disagree with your disagreement, even if mods decide to sticky a thread for Matt (which IMO, would be stupid), it would be for maybe a day.
Also, a "Matt Day" celebration would be pointless, as from beyond the grave and the depths of hell, Matt will still send a post stating his 2 favorite words.... "Obsessed Autist."
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,333
@previous (C)
I think that when Matt enters the membership of the Minichan Immortals, we shall all (bar one or two bald trolls) mourn his passing.
I think that when Matt enters the membership of the Minichan Immortals, we shall all (bar one or two bald trolls) mourn his passing.
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,335
@previous (B)
While I may tend to mildly agree with that, we have former users who have passed, and have not received the Membership of Minichan Immortals.
Eco, who passed from a drug overdose, was not granted a memorial. Even though he was a bit of an oddball, he livened the place up with his odd rap.
Lexis(or Lexus), whom was shot and killed after aiming a gun towards police, was not granted one either. I don't know much about him to give an opinion on his shenanigans on MC, but he, as well, was not granted a memorial.
While I may tend to mildly agree with that, we have former users who have passed, and have not received the Membership of Minichan Immortals.
Eco, who passed from a drug overdose, was not granted a memorial. Even though he was a bit of an oddball, he livened the place up with his odd rap.
Lexis(or Lexus), whom was shot and killed after aiming a gun towards police, was not granted one either. I don't know much about him to give an opinion on his shenanigans on MC, but he, as well, was not granted a memorial.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 26 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,336
@previous (C)
Nexus, and both of those were given a memorial thread and joined the ranks of the Minichan Immortals.
Nexus, and both of those were given a memorial thread and joined the ranks of the Minichan Immortals.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,339
@1,308,335 (C)
> While I may tend to mildly agree with that, we have former users who have passed, and have not received the Membership of Minichan Immortals.
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> Eco, who passed from a drug overdose, was not granted a memorial. Even though he was a bit of an oddball, he livened the place up with his odd rap.
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> Lexis(or Lexus), whom was shot and killed after aiming a gun towards police, was not granted one either. I don't know much about him to give an opinion on his shenanigans on MC, but he, as well, was not granted a memorial.
eco was a drug addicted retard that everyone made fun of
> While I may tend to mildly agree with that, we have former users who have passed, and have not received the Membership of Minichan Immortals.
>
> Eco, who passed from a drug overdose, was not granted a memorial. Even though he was a bit of an oddball, he livened the place up with his odd rap.
>
> Lexis(or Lexus), whom was shot and killed after aiming a gun towards police, was not granted one either. I don't know much about him to give an opinion on his shenanigans on MC, but he, as well, was not granted a memorial.
eco was a drug addicted retard that everyone made fun of
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,341
@1,308,336 (B)
I must have missed those threads.
@previous (D)
Bert was a homeless alcoholic that everyone made fun of, so is there a difference? Was one better than the other?
I must have missed those threads.
@previous (D)
Bert was a homeless alcoholic that everyone made fun of, so is there a difference? Was one better than the other?
Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 40 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,345
@1,308,322 (B)
> Thus, Meta's courageous stand spared Houston from destruction, cementing his legacy as a true Texan hero.
A bronze statue of Meta will be erected and placed along side of Sam Houston, Jim Bowie and Davy Crockett!!!
> Thus, Meta's courageous stand spared Houston from destruction, cementing his legacy as a true Texan hero.
A bronze statue of Meta will be erected and placed along side of Sam Houston, Jim Bowie and Davy Crockett!!!
Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,308,355
Rip meta it was so cool that your last action on this wonderful planet was embarrassing Dave so badly that he stopped posting forever
