Topic: Dimensions of Lizzo's blast zone?

Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #119,247

So, we know there is a dangerous blast zone at her rear that you want to avoid at all costs. But what are the dimensions in centimeters? Is it cone shaped? A square? A circle? Any advice is appreciated, as I have to meet her next week for in a professional setting, and the company is taking her for food from Avec Panache! right before.

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Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later[^] [v] #1,307,886

Picture a nuclear bomb going off. You're better off to remain at least 5 miles in any direction from her rear end. Be safe because you never know which direction the explosion will go.

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 12 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,887

@previous (B)
Oh God! But how can Matt Miller be in business meeting with her in that case?

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Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 15 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,889

didnt she get sued or something

Anonymous A (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,891

@previous (C)
She did? Oh, for forcing her dancers to commit mail fraud and conspiracy to commit mail fraud, yeah. She did.

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Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 11 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,898

@previous (A)
Damn Meta lol

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