Topic: whose theocracy would you rather be subject to

boof started this discussion 1 year ago #119,228

Catholic, Pentecost, Mormon, Southern Basptist (but not the happy singing blacks one), Jehova

Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later[^] [v] #1,307,826

Not catholic. Those fuckers are pedophiles.

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,827

Mormons still allow multiple wives. You just have to do that in states other than Utah.
The Catholic Church is really the Pedophile Catholic Church.

boof (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 9 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,845

I would imagine difficulties I'd have with the governance under any of them

Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 19 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,848

isnt dave a catholic priest? he should come in here and defend himself but he wont because hes locked himself in the bathroom and is crying

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 20 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,849

@previous (D)
He's probably sitting in the corner rocking back and forth crying.

Anonymous F joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,859

This just won't do, Dave thought to himself, standing up and slapping the palm of his hand against the side of his head. "It just. Won't DO!" he let out in a hoarse monotone that buillt to a roaring crescendo, pausing between each syllable to take a deep breath. "IT! JUST! WON'T! FUCKING! DO!" he bellowed, and then pushed his left fist all the way into his mouth, repeatedly slapping the back of his back of his head until he began to see stars in front of his eyes. "YOU FUCKING CUNTS!" screamed Dave at the top of his voice, squeezing out the words in a muffled girlish shriek that burned the inside of his throat. "YOU FUCKING CUNTS! YOU DISOBEDIENT FUCKING CUNTS! YOU FUCKING DISOBEDIENT CUNTS! YOU! FUCKING! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! RAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! YOU FUCKING CUNTS DISOBEDIENT BASTARDS!" he screeched, now pounding his closed fist against the back of his head and biting down so hard on his other fist that he began to draw blood.
Then Dave stopped.
A soothing calmness washed over him.
He sat back down in front of his computer and wiped the spittle off his monitor and keyboard, and then he began to type:
":)", typed Dave, and then he clicked the Post button.

Chuffed !m8sJfgzmLE joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,862

You guys are missing the softball toss that was served up. Half of my family was Catholic, but didn't have to partake in the crazy; you get the label without the gonzofest.

Minichan