Topic: Britain's new First Bird
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc started this discussion 1 year ago #119,161
Lady Victoria Starmer. Bit of up-market crumpet this time.(Edited 1 minute later.)
Anonymous B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,307,415
*1st WAG.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 30 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,426
@previous (B)
WAGS are by definition not upper-class crumpet. WAGs are rough-as-fuck chav slappers with a body count in the high triple digits.
WAGS are by definition not upper-class crumpet. WAGs are rough-as-fuck chav slappers with a body count in the high triple digits.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago, 31 seconds later, 35 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,427
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Yes, and?
She's still Vicky from Camden.
Yes, and?
She's still Vicky from Camden.
(Edited 2 minutes later.)
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,429
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@1,307,429 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Next you'll be saying Victoria Beckham is posh... oh wait... gah, you know what I mean.
Next you'll be saying Victoria Beckham is posh... oh wait... gah, you know what I mean.
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I hear your king's a queen.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 10 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,490
@1,307,442 (C)
> Oh aye, and what was her spice name?
Scary. No wait, that was the token black one with the stereotypically loud and brash persona.
> Oh aye, and what was her spice name?
Scary. No wait, that was the token black one with the stereotypically loud and brash persona.
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@1,307,623 (C)
> Quite correct. So what was Victoria's spice name?
Sporty. No wait, that was the stereotypically gobby dyke-bait.
> Quite correct. So what was Victoria's spice name?
Sporty. No wait, that was the stereotypically gobby dyke-bait.
Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,633
@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
You're getting closer. Can you remember Victoria's spice name now?
You're getting closer. Can you remember Victoria's spice name now?
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@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
You're so knowledgeable about the Spice Girls! Can you remember the name of the final girl, Victoria?
You're so knowledgeable about the Spice Girls! Can you remember the name of the final girl, Victoria?
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,639
@previous (C)
> You're so knowledgeable about the Spice Girls!
But of course! They were my favourite proponents of male-formed, male-managed, male-controlled, male-manipulated "girl power".
> Can you remember the name of the final girl, Victoria?
Maiden or married? Married is Beckham, maiden...I wanna say Adams?
> You're so knowledgeable about the Spice Girls!
But of course! They were my favourite proponents of male-formed, male-managed, male-controlled, male-manipulated "girl power".
> Can you remember the name of the final girl, Victoria?
Maiden or married? Married is Beckham, maiden...I wanna say Adams?
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Wouldn't. She seem like a mouthy bitch. I would much rather do Liz Truss innthe arse
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Hang on, I need to think about that. Let me ponder it while I peel the spuds for dinner.
Hang on, I need to think about that. Let me ponder it while I peel the spuds for dinner.
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@previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Be careful the water doesn't boil over! I'm almost as scared for the health of your stove as you are of naming the final spice girl!
Forum goers, can anybody give Father Dave a hand remembering her spice girl name?
Be careful the water doesn't boil over! I'm almost as scared for the health of your stove as you are of naming the final spice girl!
Forum goers, can anybody give Father Dave a hand remembering her spice girl name?
boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,667
you know, there was a time when if you wanted spice girls, you had to sail the seas
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc (OP) replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,669
Nice bit of scran that. Missus undercooked the turkey a bit.