Topic: Do you think Bert went to heaven or hell?
Anonymous A started this discussion 1 year ago #119,159 Nt
B joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,422 Write in: the ground
Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,424 I cannot remember any crimes bert committed. Jail was for dumb stuff and a couple of days at most.
Anonymous D joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,425 @previous (C)
Purgatory isn't bad this time of year
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,433 Heaven, because I'm a priest and I prayed for his soul.
Eternal God Emperor Obama joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,435 He is a nazi therefore serves me
Anon replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,436 @1,307,433 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
So, you telling us you can pray for Ukraine and that will end the war in favor of Ukraine?
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,446 @previous (Anon )
> end the war in favor of Ukraine?
This is a variant of the "Can God create a stone He cannot move?" paradox.
boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,451 the good Loarde tells us that we remain inert until Judgement day, when we all arise again
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,483 @1,307,446 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
So your saying God could not change Putin's mind? I guess he created a stone he couldn't move.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,488 @previous (B)
> So your (sic) saying God could not change Putin's mind?
The outcome of the Ukrainian war does not depend on Putin's mind or any other part of his person.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,561 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
Oh silly me, I thought he was the cause of the whole thing.
Anonymous I joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,614 @previous (B)
Ukraine caused the whole thing by oppressing their Russian minority.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,618 @1,307,561 (B)
> Oh silly me
Yep.
Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc double-posted this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,619 @1,307,614 (I)
> Ukraine caused the whole thing by oppressing their Russian minority.
This.
Anonymous I replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,620 @previous (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
There was also the small matter of the violent overthrow by Zelenskyy of the democratically elected president of Ukraine. Nobody ever mentions that.
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,650 @previous (I)
Probably because that's not what it was. It was because the jackass they replaced said he was gonna do a European positive deal, then went behind everyone's back and did a Russian positive deal, and they said fuck that
Anonymous I replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,653 @previous (B)
Wrong! The European Union–Ukraine Association Agreement didn't even exist as a concept in 2010, when he was elected!
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,658 @previous (I)
So then fast forward to 2013 and the Euromaidan happens. What violent uprising happened in 2010?
https://guides.lib.uconn.edu/ukraine/contemporary Anonymous I replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,664 @previous (B)
2010 is the date of the election. Oh dear, and you think you're an expert?
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,714 @previous (I)
No not an expert, I just understand how time works? Guy gets elected in 2010. In 2013 an uprising happens because he made shady dealings.
Anonymous B double-posted this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,715 A democratic election occurs. Three years later he was determined to be a puppet and a new government was formed.
Anonymous I replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,744 @1,307,714 (B)
Representing the Russian population is not "shady dealings".
dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,756 Perhaps he faked his death
Anonymous B replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,792 @1,307,744 (I)
Repeating Russian propaganda isn't a toy bud, grow up and leave.
Anonymous I replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,924 @previous (B)
Repeating Ukrainian propaganda isn't "fun" and "games", bub. This is serious business!
Anonymous L joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,954 Heaven 🙏🙏
Anonymous M joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,955 All Berts go to heaven.
Father Kimble joined in and replied with this 1 year ago [^] [v] #1,307,977 @1,307,433 (Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc)
> Heaven, because I'm a priest and I molest.
I will pray for your soul.
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