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Topic: Official UKingdom General Election Thread

Bonkers !x.Yyk8rhHs started this discussion 1 year ago #119,138

A place to discuss the current election. Americans are welcome if they admit how grate the UK is.
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Erik !saAqdaazn2 joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 4 minutes later[^] [v] #1,307,103

I'm in favour of whomever will stop the tide of stinky fucking pakies entering the country

Anonymous C joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,107

Keir Rodney Fucking Starmer as PM. God help us.

Father Dave !RsSxeehGwc joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,108

@1,307,103 (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

> I'm in favour of whomever will stop the tide of stinky fucking pakies entering the country

Did Brexit not work out?

Anonymous E joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 43 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,109

I voted Reform. Save our country!

tteh !MemesToDNA joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 3 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,121

Labour. I'm in a fairly safe Tory seat.

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 28 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,128

@previous (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Lol, no Tory seat is "safe" in this case.

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 34 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,132

@previous (C)
Very true lol.

Anonymous G joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 5 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,225

@1,307,121 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
ZERO SEATS!

boof joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 16 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,238

Labour. Thanks.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 58 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,262

Could this be just the opening Liz Truss needs to return to power?

boof replied with this 1 year ago, 6 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,265

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
Get that lettuce ready.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,270

Hard lines Tories
Fair do's Labo(u)r

tteh !MemesToDNA replied with this 1 year ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,272

@previous (Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU)
It's looking to be the worst result for the Tories in the party's history.

tteh !MemesToDNA double-posted this 1 year ago, 7 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,274

Who knew it was bad optics to hold 'boozy parties' during a lockdown where people couldn't visiting their sick and dying relatives? Even Liz Truss couldn't improve their image after that one.

Fake anon !ZkUt8arUCU replied with this 1 year ago, 24 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,275

@1,307,272 (tteh !MemesToDNA)
Hopefully the next general election is even worse for them. 👍

dw !p9hU6ckyqw joined in and replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,286

Nice

dw !p9hU6ckyqw double-posted this 1 year ago, 16 seconds later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,287

Tteh you racist why is this sticky

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 5 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,295

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
What are you on about little boy?

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 26 minutes later, 16 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,313

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)
None of the Dutch elections draads got stickied and then some country svet thinks is fake gets one??

Anonymous G replied with this 1 year ago, 20 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,337

@previous (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
thats what you lads get for being an unserious scam country

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 28 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,349

@1,307,313 (dw !p9hU6ckyqw)
That's because the Dutch elections are never ending

dw !p9hU6ckyqw replied with this 1 year ago, 39 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,364

I think he won because he's white

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,389

Monster Raving Loony Party didn't do too badly.

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,637

David Lammy is new foreign secretary. This is the same David Lammy who made an enemy out of Trump and also Marine Le Pen, both of whom are going to win their elections. He also wants to do more to celebrate slaves and commemorate slavery.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 47 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,641

@previous (E)
Fuck both the French and the yanks

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 44 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,645

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

You won't be defending David Lammy when he announces that we're giving Ireland back and we should all be happy about it because we're fighting historical injustice.

Erik !saAqdaazn2 replied with this 1 year ago, 1 hour later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,654

@previous (E)
I would prefer to lose northern Ireland

Anonymous E replied with this 1 year ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,656

@previous (Erik !saAqdaazn2)

Lad, when did you become so soy? What has London done to you?

Anonymous C replied with this 1 year ago, 56 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[^] [v] #1,307,666

Let's see...
David Lammy - Foreign Secretary: ultra globalist, member of Bilderberg (except nobody knows who he is when he turns up to their meetings), thinks Marie Antoinette won the Nobel Prize, the 2003 Rose Revolution took place in Yugoslavia, and Henry VIII's father, Henry VII, was his son, qualifications: minor US attorney
Angela Rayner - Deputy PM & Secretary of State, also in charge of "levelling up", lol, whatever that means: Got knocked up at the age of 16 while still in high school and was forced to quit, qualifications: care worker
Rachel Reeves - Chancellor of the Exchequer: ultra globalist, attender of Davos, Keynesian, worshipper of economist Joan Robinson (who in turn worshipped Chairman Mao & Kim Il Sung), qualifications: junior banking analyst
Yvette Cooper - Home Secretary: wife of ex shadow chancellor Ed Balls (lol, what a clown), believes in open borders and wants more mass migration, #refugeeswelcome, clueless, qualifications: none whatsoever (career politician)... Erik, when you have a hernia from straining too hard while on the toilet and are waiting in an NHS line a million stinky Pakies long to see a doctor, you'll know who to blame.
Shabana Mahmood - Lord Chancellor & Justice Secretary: Islamist terrorist sympathiser, "from the river to the sea" chanter, anti-Jewish, qualifications: junior lawyer
Ed Miliband - Energy/Net Zero (oxymoron) Secretary: failed opposition party leader, complete moron, draws wisdom from Greta Thunberg, qualifications: none whatsoever (career politician)
Patrick Vallance - Minister for Science & Tech: UK version of Dr Fauci, ex civil servant bureaucrat, Mr Lockdown (when the UK starts getting climate lockdowns, you'll know who to blame), qualifications: (the only one with a decent record) clinical pharmacology, FRCP

Last, but not least, Sir Keir Rodney Starmer - Prime Minister: Trotskyist/Pabloist, ex secretary of the Haldane society of socialist lawyers (sympathisers of the Soviet Union), qualifications: barrister

What a bunch of clowns! Lol. Imagine actually voting for Labour because you think any of this lot will do a good job.

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